Sam

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Sam is not just a head is Ze grew up in a cult
That lived in the artic and put there bodies in stasis for 6 months every winter  a controlled hibernation they believed the end of the world would come from a great fireball that would end the world in 2117 at least that is lastest crap there pushing Sam ran away from the cult. The cult is called fun club and I do not think fun club could behind the attacks on Sam. They do lov fireballs though hmm. It could also be somebody that doesn't like the apps Sam has created.  The anti tech movement has been not pleased with sams time app they say it encourages time famine freak to continue there crazy tech frenzy .  Also Sam has a side project of an app that allows you to receive messages in your sleep and respond to them the sleeper groupe think sleep is sacred and should never be touched by tech they think you are communion with the sacred in your sleep and distrubing that communication is blasphemy they do have a large following also sams x cult family also had similar believes so really Sam has tons of enemy's I don't know where to start hmm maybe with any actual threats Ze has had lately hmm Sam has gave me a list of comments made about sam lately it is a big list no wonder Ze has been all melancholy the last couple weeks Okay there is one person that seems to be quite ferious  and quite a strong tenacity against Sam there name is tittlepuff
At least that's there online presence I have sent them several flirty messages with my tech and am hoping to arrange a juice hookup Darlene says I am one of the top ten flirters Ze knows we will see soon if my flirting skills are still top notch. Hey I got a bite just have to reel them in... yes I got a hookup at space juice! I new I could do it as this person maybe dangerous Darlene wants to come along but wearing a mask I will wear a mask too I think Marilyn Monroe she was the best flirter of all time I think who do you guys think was best all time flirters?

Zo says li yifeng is best looker of all time and a top flirter for sure I do love a quote from Marilyn monroe Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. That quote rocks

I lov that zo your right li Yifeng is on the list of top flirters

Ariel says Beyoncé knowles has to be on the list she flirted with her hips mouth and breasts and eyes the worlds best and I lov this quote by her
I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. She was fabulous

Ariel your right beyonce has to be on the list I so lov her music her words move beyond time

Laura says I lov this conversation okay I think the worlds best flirter was Casanova he is a quote from him As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.

Hey I never thought about going that far back in time okay your right Casanova is on the list

Kim says oh my god you guys you forgot Jennifer lopez she was one of greatest flirters of all time I lov this quote If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

No kissing on the first date not sure if I could I think that first kiss tells all I won't have to waste my time with somebody I don't like but  she is right I guess it's best to slow things down a bit. Okay it's time off to float a little at space juice time to meet tittlepuff
Darlene is going as Casanova I am Marilyn Monroe we make a great pair walking down the street everybody is giggling as they watch us walk by I so lov masks. Okay in I go
 
   Tittlepuff it turns out is an accountant who is a bit of a time famine freak and lovs his sleep but not a big fan of new tech and hates the new apps that sam is creating but Ze doesn't seem like the type to want to kill sam oh and Darlene got kind of jealous as Ze thinks I was to overly flirtatious in there maybe I was I do that sometimes but it was all for a good purpose and a little fun too. Okay if it's not tittlepuff then who?  It must be those cult guys I did send a message there way but no response but Sam knows of a spot they like too meetup I guess it's spy gear time do you think they would think the James Bond look as suspicious it's not suspicious in the James Bond movie oh my I defiantly have too add James Bond too the all time flirter list he is like the ultimate flirter
Okay I am boring some spy gear from sherry thanks sherry ze had some real cool stuff including invisibility I think that will defiantly come in handy. Darlene is going to wait outside I am dressed up as a head and typical cult member atire supplied by Sam I kind of look like a super nerd I have a pocket protector and everything never did the nerd look before this is fun okay time to get serious in I go going up to the bar ordering some sort of green juice concoction they have on special now scanning the area okay see somebody who looks like a cult member over there time to do the super nerd flirt SNF
My flirting powers are working I got some special juice from Tracy and am getting a ton of answers out of this dude It seems they are behind the attacks on Sam I recordeing whole thing audio and video and sending the live recording directly to the police they have not shown up yet and I think some of the other cult members are starting too look at me funny hmm I need a distraction the whole dropping a table full of juice thing worked I am invisible and getting out of here in a hurry oh and there are the police just in time I lov you hard working police HWP  Yeah I did it again Sam you can come out of hiding things are cool Before I close this chapter one question on my mind who is the best super nerd flirter SNF  Sheldon cooper. Spock and Lisa Simpson come to mind
Zo says you have to include Steve Urkel
Your right zo I will.  Off to bed for me it has been a long day
Now don't cry that is over smile because it happened


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