erectingeileen hitting colesprouse in the dmserectingeileen: where's my nudes boi
colesprouse: u have dylans nudes isn't that enough to fullfill your kinky needs for a day..
erectingeileen: NO I CANT FIND THEM U BITCH DID SOME SECRET WEIRD SHIT TO NOT LET ME LOOK AT THEM AND DELETE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE INTERNET.. UNFAIR.
colesprouse: yes we did do that didn't we..
erectingeileen: yEs wE diD dO ThAt dIdNt wE:::
colesprouse: you are fucking obsessed with that spongebob shit you need to stop it, get some help.erectingeileen: sTop IT gEt sUm hElP
colesprouse: no matter the amount of spicy memes you send, I won't give u my nudes..
erectingeileen: I will get them like dylan's and then ship them to mr.moseby where his catchphrase will say, "nO nUdES iN mY lObBy"
colesprouse: I expected a better joke, I was highly disappointed.
erectingeileen: I can't function properly right now due to my lack of nudes soooo...
colesprouse: this once again proves my point of why I shouldn't send you photos
erectingeileen: ERM U JUST SAID U WERE GUNNA SEND THEM AND HAVENT TF TF LIKE NO MORE LIES, IDK IF I CAN DEAL WITH THIS TOXIC RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE, ME TRIGGERED -->
colesprouse: cute^
erectingeileen: stop being so fuckboyie, only I can do that in this relationship
colesprouse: erm we aren't in a relationship??
erectingeileen: that's what you think, my heart says otherwise..
colesprouse: ok calm down John Greene
erectingeileen: leave me alone, let me express my tru s3lf
colesprouse: regina george??
erectingeileen: I think I just fell a little bit more for you <3
colesprouse: even if im a smol dutch girl
erectingeileen: stop im supposed to be a fuckboy.
colesprouse: i can change you.
erectingeileen: ok Anastasia Steele...
colesprouse: fifty shades of grey?? really..
erectingeileen: BUT CHRISTIAN GREY IS SO F DADDY LIKE OML MARRY ME AND FUCK ME CUZ HE SO DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HIM LIKE UGHH AND THEN THAT SUN OF A BIOTCH ANA COMES LIEK 'I CAN CHANGE YOU' BOTCH WTF EEHEH TRY AGAIN.
colesprouse: so your a die hard grey fan??
erectingeileen: no i only read it for the smut..
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why is this in reality me tho...
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Fanfictionerectingeileen: lol your not dylan sprouse {under major editing}