Sprouts || c.s

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bold as eileen
italics as Cole
underline as dylan
nothing as ruth
bold + italics (Eileen's and Coles baby)
Jk some random waiter person

"so he speaks"

"only when I have something of value on my mind."

"so not much talking right ?"

"sorry, I'm just really used to burning people and it's just a really bad habit , I'm actually sorry-"

"it's ok"

"So how about that snickerdoodle?"

"Yea I'll get two snickerdoodles, a chocolate chip, and a red velvet."

"Omg aren't you cole sprouse!! I heard you were in France but I didn't think you'd be in this small bakery omg can i take a picture and get a signature?"

"Umm yeah sure sweetheart, what's your name."

I scoffed. Sweetheart this bitch trying to be nice.

"Destiny"

I choked slightly on my coffee and began coughing as Ruth patted my back. Dylan muffled a laugh at my reaction and handed me his water. And Cole seemed to have the same reaction.

"Calm yourself Eileen."

"Is everything alright,"

"Dandy"

I said regaining my composure,

"Well here you go, have a great day."

Cole spoke softly giving her the prize possession of a napkin with a worthless scribble.

"Bye thank you so much, I love you !"

"why eileen, you always scare people away!!"

"It's not my fault I'm socially awkward suck my toe bitch"

"Ok calm down eileen,"

"Bitch tell me one more time to calm down I swear to-"

"here it comes"

"what?!"

"Eileen look your snickerdoodle cookie is coming?"

"I couldn't give to flying fucks about the damn cookie. What did you say Cole ?"

"Let's all just eat in peace,"

"You wanna know what I fucking said,"

"please enlighten me"

"Oo fifty shades, me likey"

"your into that ?"

"bitch we are all into that, I think your lowkey a really kinky guy, like an armpit fetish or wax shit."

"armpit?"

"i feel like you dig that, you haven't explored it yet, you see, I'll give you a contract, you sign it, and bam baby all your kinks explored."

"umm I'll pass."

"so you give him a contract and not me tf bitch"

"you guys got me off my fucking topic on purpose I see you... cole, you need to know that not everyone likes you because your suposively fucking famous because I didn't even know who you were and I practically live online.. some people actually care about personality more than looks or money. Luckily I didn't fall into that hell."

"oh but honey you did."

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oh shit, I would never
have the balls to say that
to someone's face..
+ watching the new riverdale
episode, !-