Sprouts || c.s

20

anastasiasteele: it's a date. But you have to answer these questions..

saltbae: ok, step into my office where I'll give you a contract in which explains your mine forever..

anastasiasteele: are you a girl??

saltbae: i mean I think, puberty STILL hasn't hit yet so im kinda a tortilla stick ://

anastasiasteele: age??

saltbae: 69 *scoff* *childish giggle*

anastasiasteele: *eyeroll*

saltbae: oo feisty me likey ;)

saltbae: 69 + 100 • 3 (divide bc there ain't no ducking divide signs racist.) 13 +2

anastasiasteele: ewe math, 41??

saltbae: yea

anastasiasteele: wait really

saltbae: im a sexy milf bruh

anastasiasteele: you have children too?!!

saltbae: oo I forgot the -20

saltbae: oops

anastasiasteele: 21

anastasiasteele: *sigh*

saltbae: what?! You have something against old people.. come fight me . Right here right now.

saltbae: but date first tee hee

anastasiasteele changed saltbae to boo

anastasiasteele: now I just kinda remember you as boo, and it's kinda cute.. and I'll completely ignore the fact that you wanna fight me.

boo: marry me .. but fight me, but in a cute coupley way

anastasiasteele: you know this would be the perfect time to change my name into something cute and not a sexual character in a book.

boo: you need to answer some questions first

anastasiasteele: damn using my phrase against me..

boo: ;)

anastasiasteele: that's hot

boo: calm dat penis down.. I can change your name back to superpeniswomen...

anastasiasteele: pls no..

boo:

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