ruth: I want to do something with y'all bc eileen is boring asf
dylan: like what
eileen: u , wInK wONk
dylan: did you guys plan that or was it natural,,
eileen: goes both ways... im currently eating and ruth is taking a big long ass shit ... like you've been in there for a damn hour tf, like did u fall in the toilet
ruth: I actually did ,
dylan: okok tmi
eileen: oh that sucks I thought u were sending noodes
ruth: that too, but my phone fell into the fucking toilet .
eileen: EW RUTH HOW IS IT STILL WORKING ? + WERE U SENDING THEM TO ME ?!
ruth: IDK IDK I JUST GOT A TOWEL AND WIPED IT AND I GOT SCARED BUT ITS STILL WORKING + NO I WAS SENDING IT TO COLE
dylan: LUCKY YOU + EW WHAT THE ACTUAL F
eileen: RIP THE BEST CAMERA ROLL OF 2017 + FINE I HAVE DYALN
cole: what did your camera roll have ?? + NO U ACTUALLY DIDNT MY PHONE IS CLEAN AND HOLY
ruth: pictures of you and dylan eating, eileen and I lowkey are presidents of the sprousination fan club.. so all those photos are going to young horny 9 who rewatched the suite life of zach and cody. + UR NUDES ++ HAH HOLY OKOK I SEE U MY PAPI PRIEST
dylan: okay what the actual fuck.
eileen: we've been using u to rise up to be dictators of the fan club and them nudies have rose us to the top of the sprout
cole: I don't know if this is a joke or not because you guys sound pretty damn serious.
ruth: I have a really good shot where dylan has some coffee on the side of his mouth while he happily munches on his cookie. He looks so fucking aesthetic he could get a tumblrzz
eileen: you could say your the new Cole Sprouse
dylan: I feel so loved..
cole: there's a difference between love and stalk
cole: and no one could be me.
eileen: you mean no one could be as low and shallow as you, yup I see that
ruth: eileen eileen... shhh I'll send u noodles if u stop
dylan:
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oh sheit I never thought I'd see the day in which Cole gets roasted so bad .
cole: I assume ur going to never let that go?
eileen: ur assumption was pretty damn right.
__________ okayokay please reread this chapter if you read it before hand, I just don't want Cole to apology yet. And in that sort of blunt, out of the blue way... sorrry
