Sprouts || c.s

sixteen

dylansprouse is hitting you in the dms.

dylansprouse: Cole hasn't been typical Cole.

erectingeileen: okay and I still can't suck my own dicc?? big whoosh.. expect ive tried really hard to become flexible so i reach, and fucc

dylansprouse: we aren't talking about this right now

erectingeileen: maybe my dIcC is short, FUCC ALL I WANTED TO ACHIEVE IN LIFE AND MY GENES HAVE TO FUCC ME UP HELLA HARD.

dylansprouse: eileen serious, what did he say that got you so mad?

erectingeileen: can you succ ur own dIcC?

erectingeileen: cause if you can then imma feel really bad

erectingeileen: cause u have a really small dicc, like im girthy not longy.. you think ruth would wanna succ it for me?

dylansprouse: EILEEN! listen to me please, and how u know my dIcC small if u never seen it..

erectingeileen: you really are dumb, u don't realize ur naked body has been plastered all over the Internet.

dylansprouse: fuck I forgot.

erectingeileen: ill send it to you!!i have it under favorites ;) on tumblr under #dylansprouseunsuprisinglysmallpenis

dylansprouse: eileen we have to talk seriously.. i don't know what u did to him but all he screams about are memes and his real love for mr.moseby..

erectingeileen: that's my boy.

dylansprouse: your boy?

erectingeileen: no-no nevermind, forgot he was a little bitch playing with everyone's hearts like every Hollywood actor, are you all like this, fucking first Tom Holland and now this bullshit, you know how shit boys are when they tell you they love you and then they go and kiss the next girl that their managers tell them to kiss.. because it "good for their image" im done with that stuff, and I'm not even mad at the girls because they are forced to like someone they don't know & are dirty like dirt just to become "success" in the industry.. im so done with that it happened with my mom and it's not gonna happen to me. I'll stick to YouTubing and luving mr.moseby.

dylansprouse: damn who broke your heart. —- WAIT U DATED TOM HOLLAND

erectingeileen: dont come to me with that bullshit rn — yea hence the 'damn who broke your heart' but i don't wanna talk about that sperm shooting small as american faker ass elf looking ass eyebrowless ass heartbreaker
(a/n: i luv my crack daddy tommy, don't cum @me)

dylansprouse: hey I completely understand. cole wasn't trying to make you be a side hoe or anything... we do this to survive, fuck do you really think he likes Lili. From the first weeks that you started talking he was completely in love with you.. and now after 2 months you really think he doesn't feel the same.. although he doesn't say it he enjoys the weird ass text messages and would stay glued to his phone for hours waiting for a response.. like fuck and this is coming from the boy that hates the internet, so i say that whatever happened was small and your somewhat overreacting.

erectingeileen: OVERRACTING BITCH REALLY NOW.. fuck I probably was but I hate you type of bastards that do this, you love me but you love your image more.

dylansprouse: coles not like that..

erectingeileen: from what ive seen yes he is, you probably are too.. thinking your entitled to everything when reality check bitch, you don't own the fucking world.

dylansprouse: you can't stereotype all of us under one horrible experience that you put on yourself.

erectingeileen: fuck you

dylansprouse: ouch

erectingeileen: your too blind to see anything real anyways, you been surrounded by fame your whole life. like you would know the shit actually real people go through.

dylansprouse: ok that was low, I'm here trying to help you get with my brother and you pull that card..

erectingeileen: that's the thing! I don't want to be with your dicktard of a brother.. leave me alone

dylansprouse: who are you??

dylansprouse: Eileen would never tell me to leave her alone..

erectingeileen: you want another mistake in your life??

dylansprouse: another mistake? What are you talking about your not a mistake.

erectingeileen: leave me alone Dylan.

dylansprouse: ***-***-****
(text me when your ready)

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