Sprouts || c.s

eighteen

unknown: so,

eileen: so, bitch your fucking annoying

unknown: we've texted once, and if i remember correctly it was you who texted me so,

eileen: there's a reason i left you on READ = means bye bitch no more talking 4 u.

unknown: what's up your ass?

eileen: my fingers— wait what lol-

unknown:

eileen: u are one charmer penis women

unknown: I try.

eileen: lord farquaad too? my lord, that's hot

unknown: unfortunately I'm not gay

eileen: so your not happy?

unknown: wait what?

eileen: homonyms, they fuck you up..

unknown: a fellow literature bookworm ??

eileen: in certain areas ;)

unknown: why the winky?

eileen: cus y not, are you against the usage of winks, winkist

eileen: you cheered me up., penis women.

unknown: that's my job..

eileen: mkay superpeniswomen

unknown name changed to superpeniswomen.

eileen: u have a cute contact name <3

superpeniswomen: and yours is cuter

eileen name changed to literaturebookworm.

literaturebookworm: eepp dats cute hun

superpeniswomen: your parents are gonna look at your phone and be very confused..

literaturebookworm: im a independent ass women..

superpeniswomen: so you are a girl..

literaturebookworm: woMAN.

literaturebookworm: I look like a little boy without makeup on then with dem cosmetics on I look like one of the teenage girls from Zoe 101.

literaturebookworm:

superpeniswomen: Victoria is a really nice person :)

literaturebookworm: you expect me to believe this totally stranger I'm texting met THE Victoria Justice ??

superpeniswomen: i mean yeah

literaturebookworm: funny, wait are you Avan Jogia??

literaturebookworm: AHWH IM A HUGE FAN!! HAD A MAJOR MIDDLE SCCHOOL CRUSH ON YOU.. YOU WERE THE FIRST GUY IVE EVER HAD A REALLY NOT PG DREAM ABOUT <3

superpeniswomen: I'm not Avan, but he's pretty chill

literaturebookworm: that sucks donkey balls

literaturebookworm: OO can you put a good word in for me, precisely along the lines of "she a hawt chick with a bad attitude and a bangin bod bruuhh"

superpeniswomen: maybe like " has somewhat a funny sense of humor, loves lordfarquaad, and I think she's a girl but has a penis so 2 in 1..."

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everyone knows who superpeniswomen is ... LIKEE STOP IM NOT BEJNG CLICHE LET ME LIVE .