Sprouts || c.s

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eileen: hey dad .

mitchell: umm eileen, this is ur unknown lover. Not your father

eileen: every heard of a kink, papi chulo?

mitchell: please don't call me papi chulo that's so cringy.

eileen: bitch ur cringy, well I'm not Salvadorian for nothing. I'm supposed to be one of those hot latina lady with curves and a piss ass savage attitude.

mitchell: pls no

eileen: so ur racist now?? my jesusito, u should love me for who I am and just because trump doesn't want me, doesn't mean you don't have to create a wall between us.

mitchell: okok this isn't a novella "slow your roll", and good reference it was funny, not really:..

eileen: NOVELLAS ARE THE FRECKIN BOMB, HOW U KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE LIL PEACH.. THIS JUST PROVES OUR ETERNAL LOVE MI AMOR.

mitchell: U BIPOLAR ASF, MY WIFE, U CANT PLAY THESE MIND GAMES WITH ME .

eileen: MY LOVE?? JESUSITO YES.

mitchell: THATS NOT THE POINT, LISTEN IM GOING TO RUSH IT BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR RESPONSE BUT I WANT TO FACETIME YOU.

eileen: what? Why? legit your going to scream and throw ur iPhone thinking it's possessed. Have you seen the lil gremlin in lord of the rings?? well that's me 24/7.

mitchell: I'm not going to be cliche and say, well you'll still be beautiful to me because of your personality. So imma tell you I'm ugly asf too. this is a real long shot

eileen:

maybe being ugly will be our always?

mitchell: stop it with the tfios.

eileen: aw, nuggets.

mitchell: so? please I'm taking a huge shot here too.

eileen: I know I know can I sleep on it please ?

mitchell: yea I'll wait.

eileen: as long as it takes?

mitchell: umm. Bitch no I'm actually have a schedule, I still love you tho.

eileen: my sassy savageness is wearing off on you and it's not a good look.

mitchell:

eileen: I swear u betta catch these fists,

mitchell: it's a line in the movie you nugget.

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