mitchell: really?!! are you sure ? I don't want to pressure you.. I just- when ?
eileen: I'm ready to become a teen mom.
mitchell: wait what?
eileen: give me the d already
mitchell: you and I are on very different pages,,
eileen: my latina mother wants a child already, gimme one. but first you need to meet the whole family. I mean the whole goshdamn family tree, we travel to Mexico and El Salvador tomorrow. Then talk to my dad, then my mom-- hardest part, they like interview you as if you were a murder or something. Learn how to dance bachata. Marry me. childern. K. Thanks,
mitchell: woman I just wanted a FaceTime call and your already planning our whole godamn future ?
eileen: goshdamn* do not say the lords name in vain.. my latina catholic mother will hunt you down boy.
mitchell: ok jeesh. well 1. Not ready to be a baby daddy
eileen: I'm ready to become a teen mom. come over here and put your weenie weenie into me.
mitchell: are you on drugs or something ???
eileen: no, I'm just v immature. And I just got some candy from the stranger by the corner store. y33t y33333t
mitchell: 2. I JUST WANT TO GOSHDAMN FACETIME YOU!
eileen: ok
mitchell: wait really?
eileen: yes
mitchell: stop with the short answers you are scaring me.
eileen: k
mitchell:
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eileen: sorry I'm just scared ..
mitchell: of what??? I should be more frightened.
eileen: what if I'm a big burly guy that can't give you what you want ?
mitchell: baby I know you aren't a big burly guy. And even if you were, I would still love you. Love is love.
eileen: AW BABY OK. I'll FT YOU.
mitchell: OKAY ILL CALL YOU RN.
eileen: WAIT I NEED TO GET READY YOU GRAPE, YOU CANT JUST EXPECT ME TO FACETIME YOU RIGHT NOW. I LOOK LIKE A LITERAL THUMB...
mitchell: but you would still look beautiful...
eileen: stfu now shoo I'll be back in 8 hrs.
mitchell: wait nooo you better be joking
eileen: bitch I'm not
mitchell: welcome to your tape.
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finally they are gonna meet !!!!
y'all better be fucking hyped because I've been trying to put this shit off
