Putting my mask on i jog down the road after i had a weird conversation with Alex and Matt
"It was a joke" was running through my mind. "It was a joke" deciding to think about it later
i come face to face with the 'Get Fit' gym. I walk inside and down to the basement to be greeted by Cody. We hug and kiss each other's cheek as we do every meeting.
"Got me a fight Bruv?" I smile
"Yeah" he replies like a smirk.
Cody does this thing were he smirks if im going to be up for a challenge, knowing full well im going to win and that the opposing fighter will be uphead themselves and drown in their failure.
"UP NEXT IS LORD!!!" "WHHHEEEWWWW the announcer and crowd roar.
I jump into the square doing a cute little bow before yelling "ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A GIRL IS!!
"AND MOULDY BANANA!!"
The croud looked confused with the unrecognized... weird bame before slowly"yeeeaaahh??" With there arns swaying as if a love song was on.
"IM MOULDY BANANA AND IM HERE TO BANANA YOU" mouldy banana yells
Confused with his slogan the crowd blinks, and not even the crickets chirped at how lame it was.
"Sooo why are you called mouldy banana again... you know, apart from the smell of BO that is coming from your direction" i joke pretending to waft away a smell, pegging my nose with ny fingers. The crowd laughs with my statement but is silenced when banana guys speaks up
"The name comes because nobody like me" he smirks
"Are you sure its not the smell" i sarcastically reply
The crowd yet again laughs this time being silenced by a mic being dropped on the floor
Looking over at where it had been dropped it turns out the announcer had fainted.
"Told you you smell" i laugh
"Alright everybody i didnt faint,...i just tripped over the wire the announcer yells before starting our fight.
"Ready"
"Steady"
"Were not haveing a race" i joke
"GO" The announcer yells before jumping off the stage.
Looking at my opponent i realise this guy is really good at hiding his soft spots. Ducking under his punch kick his elbow forwards earning i delicious crunch noise echoing around the building.
Turning around im met with a punch to the face.
"Didnt think a little broken arm would stop me did you lord?" He teases stradling my stomach.
"No but this will"i yell flopping him over kneeing him in the penis
"Hahaha" he laughs
"Wow you must have a very hard dick" i wink at him as he stands up
"He laughs even more before trying to kick me failing miserably as i catch his leg
"Chh" i hear before a scream echos around the basement
Confused as to why he screamed i let go watching as he drops to the floor in a bloody mess.
"SOME BODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!" an unfamiliar man yells hopping onto the stage pushing down on mouldy bananas crotch...
"Is he alright?" I ask slightly concerned at the amount of blood he was losing
"No, he just had an operation to get his um...dick bigger" the man replied
I choke at his answer before realizing that the chh noise must have been stiches stretching.
Cringing at the thought i grab my money as i technically won and was about to leave when something or shall i say someone caught my eye.
Sperm Doner
And he was looking straight at me.
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The Bad Boys Street Fighter Nerd
RomanceI can't tell anyone about my life, how my father abuses me, how I've tried to commit suicide, how I'm an undefeated street fighter. Even if I wanted to tell someone they'd only just end up dead like Jacob. That's until a certain football hits me i...
