Sulit ☞ c. evans

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13. "we're not together"

IMESSAGE GROUPCHAT
VS DEVILS
[Candice Swanpoel, Miranda Kerr,
Doutzen Kroes, Courtney Sargent]

candi: ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER YET???

candi: COURT

candi: CHRISTOPHER ROBERT EVANS

court: We're not together

dou: Why the hell not??

miranda: You beautiful little shits better get together

court: Um... what?

miranda: I WAS BREAST FEEDING FLYNN WHEN I SAW YOUR HALF NAKED VS STYLE POST AND I GASPED SO LOUD HE BIT ME

miranda: I blame you and Chris for not just making out/ getting married already.

court: There's a big difference
between making out and
getting married...

candi: He's so dreamy. I pick make out then marry. Go with that option

court: We're just friends

dou: Oh, honey. That's so cute

court: What? He's a great guy
and I'm lucky to have him
as a friend

miranda: You guys are so getting together

candi: HELL YES

dou: Do you LIKE him??

court: No

court: Yes

court: I don't know

candi: YESSSSSSSS

miranda: MY SHIP IS SAILING ⛵️⛵️⛵️

dou: 🛳🛳🛳

candi: Holy crap. Did you guys see the ENews press release on Ryan and Eva

dou: WTF

court: I already knew 😑

miranda: You okay?

court: We broke up almost a year ago.
I'm fine. It just sucks that
he got his shit together
and I can't get my shit together

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TEXT MESSAGE
[Chris Evans and Courtney Sargent]

evans: When are you flying to Ohio for Winter Soldier filming? I want to fly out together.

court: Hey! I was thinking about flying
out in a week or so. I want to get
some more time in with my family
while I'm in Boston.

evans: okie dokie

court: I still find it hilarious
that people "ship" us

evans: Oh, shut up! You know we'd be adorable (or at least that's what RDJ says)

court: If we ride on any more
planes together, people are gonna
think we're married 😂😂😉😏

evans: We should totally freak everyone
out and pretend to go on a date😏😏

court: I don't need anymore celebrity break ups fake or otherwise 😂😂😂

evans:  Oh come on. You and Ryan
broke up like eight months ago
or something

court: YEAH BUT THE PRESS MADE
IT HORRIBLE!! IT WAS AN AMICABLE BREAKUP AND THEN EVERYTHING
GOT TWISTED

evans: Aren't he and Eva having a baby?

court: Yeah. He called me last week
to tell me. I'm happy for them.
I don't know.

court: I'm not even gonna play around
with fake dates 😂

evans: Whatever. I'll pick you up at 7

court: Chris
court: No

evans: Too late. I'm already in the car. See you in a half hour

court: Chris

evans: It's a prank on our friends
not a date. Chill

evans: What's the big deal
anyway? We go out for food
together all the time

court: I don't know. It's just different

evans: Too bad. I'm halfway there. My psychic abilities are telling me you're upset