27. "he hates clowns"
username103| I have an aNnOuNcEmEnT
↳ username103| Okay so I was stalking my mother @courtneysargent and some shiznit doesn't add up
↳ username103| She and Ryan gosling broke up in December of 2011
↳ username103| bUt according to an interview Eva Mendes did today, she and Ryan got together in Sept. 2011
↳ username103| RYAN GOSLING IS CaNcElLed EVERYONE
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↳ username76| GATHER YOUR PITCHFORKS PEOPLE
↳ courtneysargent| Dress up like clowns. He hates clowns.
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chrisevans| @ryangosling
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Posted 12/17/14
username3: RYAN GOSLING IS SHOOK
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TEXT MESSAGE
[Chris Evans and Courtney Sargent]
evans: Babe, are you sure
you're okay??
evans: I'll get on a plane right
now and come back to Boston
court: Whatever. It's fine.
evans: Hell no it's not
evans: Any guy who could even
think to cheat on a girl as amazing
as you belongs in a mental institution
court: You're too good to me
evans: Not nearly good enough
evans: But seriously, I don't want
you to be alone right now.
court: Don't worry about me,
babe. The girls are on their way
evans: If I see him in the streets,
I'm gonna kick his ass
court: Can't wait to watch the
video on tmz 😜
evans: I love you too 😉
court: Yeah, yeah
court: Don't get yourself into
trouble, Romeo. I've already got one
cheating scandal on my hands 🙄
evans: And you're never going to
have another one
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TEXT MESSAGE
[Courtney Sargent and Chrissy Teigen]
chrissy: Hey, so I hope you don't
mind, but I just egged the house of
that douchebag that cheated on you.
court: I fucking love you
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IMESSAGE GROUPCHAT
[Courtney Sargent, Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling]
ryan: Court, the press is blowing
this up. It's not what it sounds like.
court: Blowing it up? Kind of like
SHE was blowing you while
we were still together?
eva: It wasn't like that!
ryan: We need you to tell the press
it isn't true so that we can just
move on from this
court: You want me to lie to the
press so that my cheating
ex boyfriend can live in peace?
court: I think the fuck not
court added evans to the group chat
ryan: You're making a huge deal
out of nothing
evans: Right, because breaking
women's hearts for no reason
whatsoever is totally minuscule
ryan removed evans from the group chat
court added evans to the group chat
court: I hope asshole-ism isn't genetic
because if it is, your kids are screwed.
court: Oh, and Ryan, just so you
know, Chris has a bigger dick
court has left the conversation
evans: HELL YEAH I DO
evans has left the conversation
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Sulit ☞ c. evans
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