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18. "lemme get these screenshots"

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IMESSAGE GROUPCHAT
COURTNEY SARGENT DEFENSE SQUAD
[Courtney Sargent, Scarlett Johansson, Chrissy Teigen, Candice Swanpoel, Behati Prinsloo, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Elsa Pataky, Susan Downey, and Chloe Sargent]

chrissy: Court, sweetie. What's going on??

court: I honestly have no idea

chlo: Come on, big sis

candi: What's going on??

miranda: I'm gonna buy a plane ticket if you don't tell me what's going on

elsa: My husband is having a panic attack bc he thinks you're in danger

court: Guys. I'm fine

dou: You're a bad liar

scar: Court, is it Chris??

court: He's being weird

scar: He's always weird

court: It's different this time

court: And seb said some stuff

chrissy: DAMN IT STAN

court: I think I have feelings but
I don't know what they are
or how to express them

chlo: MY BIG SIS IS IN LOVE

court: I am not

scar: Are you gonna tell him????

court: I'll get over it

beh: You shouldn't have to

susan: Honey, I've known Chris for a long time. He's a sweet guy. And he's totally crazy over you. He calls Robert in the middle of the night to whine about how amazing you are and how he's not nearly good enough for you

court: He said that??

susan: He's crazy for you. Just talk to him

chlo: You better call Mom, Dad, and Corey to tell them that YOURE GETTING MARRIED

court: I will fly back to Boston
just to bitch slap you 😂😂

chlo: Do it

chlo: You won't

chlo: You're soft

candi: What are you gonna say to him?

court: I'm not saying anything