33. "he's my dork"
courtneysargent
just nowcourt: BABE'S BACK!
evans: And very tired.
court: You're pretty sexy when
you're tiredevans: Yeah
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ELLEN
"On this special edition of the Ellen show, we are visiting one of my favorite people in the whole wide world at their house-- Courtney Sargent!" Ellen announced to the camera, standing outside Courtney's and Chris's house in Boston.
"Hi!" Courtney squealed, opening the front door.
"Is the hubby home?" Ellen asked, peering inside the house.
"Nope!" Courtney popped.
"Alright, so I guess we'll sit right here on the couch," Ellen suggested, sinking into the couch.
"Perfect!" Courtney agreed.
"Alright, so this episode is all about love, sex, and relationships-- and no one knows those things better than you, pal," Ellen explained.
"Lay it on me," Courtney shrugged excitedly.
"Well, first, let's talk about your relationship. How's Chris?" Ellen asked.
"He's good! He's finally got some downtime, so we're excited to get to spend some time together before we get back into the craziness of Marvel in a few weeks," Courtney sighed.
"So, I've seen some interesting pictures and videos of Chris lately-- he's a freaking dork," Ellen laughed.
"He's absolutely a dork-- but he's my dork, you know?" Courtney sighed happily.
"You guys are too damn adorable," Ellen scoffed.
"Enough about Chris. Let's talk about sex. I've got a little game for you to play. I'm gonna rapid fire sex questions at you and you have to answer as many as you can in a minute," Ellen explained.
"I'm down," Courtney cheered.
"And that brings me to my first question-- giver or receiver?" Ellen asked.
"Giver," Courtney replied quickly.
"Chris-- giver or receiver?" Ellen asked.
"Giver," Courtney answered with a wink.
"Favorite place?" Ellen asked.
"Shower," Courtney decided.
"Weirdest place?" Ellen asked.
"Robert Downey Jr's bathroom floor," Courtney answered, not even hesitating.
"We've got time for one more-- would you ever consider a three way?" Ellen asked quickly.
"No-- I don't like to share," Courtney admitted.
"Alright, folks. That's all the time we have fore today. Thanks for joining me on my adventure over to Boston-- I'll see you back in the studio," Ellen closed.
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