Ohmwrecker {One shots}

Party too hard

Ohm POV

"So like at which borderline am I on between sober to absolutely fucked!" She giggled. "Right now, you're tipsy going to drunk" "Ayee, I'm doing good... MORE ALCOHOL FOR ME THEN" she went back to the bar as Delirious and I looked to her questioning if she'll be alright on her own. "Hey it's your wife man not mine" he smirked. "She needed some fun with her friends" I shrugged.

"Like that" he pointed out. Bruno Mars That's what I like was playing. Cartoonz and {Y/N} were dancing to it, she pretty much had her back to him rubbing themselves against each other. "Oh for the love oh god" I mumbled under my breath. "Remember Cartoonz doesn't know what he's doing when he's out of it, if he can fuck her, he will try"

When I looked back, she was gone and Cartoonz was now dancing with Craig and Evan. "Shit, where did she go?" The crowd started going insane over on the other side of the room. My eyes widened as Delirious was laughing so hard.

She was dancing against a pole taking her clothes off. I quickly rushed over jumping on. "Oh hey baby" she slurred grinning. "C'mon" I carried her off.

Delirious POV

"Hey babe!" It was only Cartoonz. "Sup, how you feeling?" I smirked. "Great! Hey I have an idea. You know Ohm so sober and looking after {Y/N}?" "Yeah..." "How about we spike his drink and let him have a good time, I'll pinkie on it to watch {Y/N}" "Hmm..."

Ohm POV

"Better?" She slowly nodded leaning her head against my arm. We were out in the cold and she was currently wearing my jacket since she lost her top and bra in the crowd somewhere, I managed to jump up just as she took her bra off.

"Hey Ohm?" It was Cartoonz. "Here" he passed me a bottle of water. "Here stripper" she giggled at that taking the water too. Cartoonz sat down in front of us. "How you feeling {Y/N}?" "Like the world is spinning..." she then looked at me. "I'm coooold my nipples are hard right now" she whined. "Babe.." I sighed. "How about this? We drink the water together then we go in settle down with one more drink?" "YES!" She started downing the water down like it was a pint. "Shit... she must be good at swallowing..." Cartoonz mumbled as I shrugged agreeing with him drinking my water down just so she can go in.

2 hours later

Delirious POV

"It's been awfully quiet..." Cartoonz said as I agreed. We haven't even seen them around. "Let's check the bathroom..." as we did. We found them... yep. Cartoonz grabbed my shoulders turning me around and pushed me out.

"Well then" was all I could say as Cartoonz was giggling. "Looks like he is having the time of his life in there fuckin her" "I did say he needed a good time" "Literally!" We both burst out laughing.

Next day

Ohm POV

When I woke up, my head was killing me and I don't even know why. I felt {Y/N} still asleep on me. Not wanting to wake her up. I reached out for my phone unlocking it as it did, It was on my gallery... I went through the pictures, my eyes widened to them. There was even one taking a drink out of {Y/N} belly button. What the hell?!! Someone taken these pictures as well. They got worse and it was of me and her drinking.

{Y/N} was starting to wake up. I quickly leaned down grabbing a bowl for her. She stuck her head in it being sick as I pulled her hair back holding it up rubbing her back. She started shaking. "Shh..." I didn't need to question our nakedness, at least we had sex together and not to a random stranger.

"I'm done" I placed the bowl down as she relaxed laying down. "I'll run you a warm bath" "Can you join me?" It barely came out as a whisper but I still heard. "Sure..." as I got myself up grabbing my boxers. "Ohm..." "Hmm?" I slipped them on. "Why did you drink? You're not a person too..." "I honestly don't know sweetheart. I remember looking after you and the next nothing." I shrugged.

She got herself up and decided to pull me into a hug. "Thank you" she mumbled. "For what?" "For looking after me, you know why I don't drink a lot" she looked up to me. "You're a horny drunk that's for sure..." "Yeah... I think we did have sex" "Does waking up naked next to each other not give it away?" "We could of stripped and went asleep" she shrugged and started giggling. "Very likely" I pecked her lips as she smiled at that.

3 weeks later

{Y/N} POV

"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!" I screamed throwing it at them. Delirious and Cartoonz looked to each other with wide eyes. "What?" I sighed crossing my arms. "Umm..." "Wanna tell her..." "CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?!!"

Just as I screamed that Ohm was home with the shopping. 'Hey babe!" Cartoonz hid the pregnancy stick from him as I put a smile on helping him. He kissed me before pulling away. "So I got you your favourite food to cook up tonight. Maybe just have a night to ourselves and cuddle" "That sounds perfect" he only just noticed dumb and dumber. "Oh hey guys, wassup?" "{Y/N} PREGNANT!" Delirious blurted out and started nervously giggling. "ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS DELIRIOUS?!" Cartoonz screamed.

I felt the colour on my face drain when Ohm was looking at me confused. As those two were bittering at each other I rolled my eyes in annoyance storming over grabbing the pregnancy stick from behind them showing Ohm the positive sign.

"Shit..." he whispered. I slowly felt my eyes water up. "No... no babe" he pulled me into a hug as I sobbed into his chest. He was rubbing the back of my head. "We can do this" "Umm... Cartoonz and I have a confession..." we heard Delirious squeak.

I pulled away from his embrace as he wiped my tears away. "So... that bottle of water Ohm... we spiked it... and that's why you two had crazy sex and that is why she's..." my eyes widened as Ohm face was going red in pure anger. "It was mainly my fault I suggested it and gave it to you"

And that's when Ohm went to grab Cartoonz as he ran off screaming. "C'MERE BITCH!" "I'M SORRY OHM" you could hear in the distance stuff breaking and smashing... Delirious and I looks to each other. "So can I be Godfather?" I swear to god... I'm gonna kill him. "Too soon?" "Ya think!"

Men...