Ohmwrecker {One shots}

Booty Girl

{Y/N POV}

"Booty girl, booty booty girl" "{Y/N}!" "Oh hiiii Mini!" "Booty goals, let's go!" We headed east creeping through the woods when the music got intense.

"Delirious no!" I heard my husband scream. "Bye Ohm" he let out his psychotic laugh, when I checked the tab, Ohm was dead. "Well shit... hey Mini wanna be a lesbian with me and be my girlfriend?" "Oh my god, yes bitch!" "Guuurl I love your shorts" "How about that ass?" I crouched in front of him.

"Oh hey guys what did I interrupt here?" Delirious laughed as Mini and I screamed running our separate ways. My girl jumped through the window in a panic getting herself back up. "{Y/N}?" "Ohm?" His character Tommy ran up to me. "Oh my god you're alive, just to clarify Mini and I were not trying to have lesbian sex in the woods..." "Wait what?!" "Oh nothing!!! Do you have the gas? Or car keys?" "No, but the cops are coming in 1 minute. Should we start making a run for it?" "It's our only hope"

I picked up a bat as Ohm still had his shotgun. Screams, people dying and intense music later the cops finally came.

"Shit... It's just us two" Ohm mumbled. "Aww look at us... going on a run together, Aren't we goals?" "Why... don't you run in front of me..." "Oh you want to stare at this booty? Here you go" I giggled. "Oh yeah girl..." Ohm moaned.

"HELLO!" I screamed when Delirious grabbed me by my throat. "Ohm shot him thankfully missing me as Delirious dropped me. "WHAT?!" "RUN!" Ohm screamed as I picked up my bat running. We were getting so close when Ohm got grabbed at the last second. "JUST LEAVE!!" Instead I did the opposite. "Get your hands off my..." I swung the bat. "Husband!" He dropped him being stunned for it. "FUCK YOU JASON! " we both escaped cheering as I giggled whilst Ohm clapped his hands.

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"Nuh uh!" "Yeah huh!" Delirious mocked as I growled dropping the keys so he could drive, saying I was a terrible driver... the cheek on him.

"Oh hey guys...." "Oh hey look my killer of a husband here how nice... this is not what it looks like babe, I promise" "Oh yeah?" He swung at us.

"Leave us alone!" Delirious pleaded. "Get back here" "Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick, suck a dick." "Suck a huge ass small dick" "THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE" "You're just jealous of our talent, that we can sing!!" I argued.

Delirious got the car starting. "DRIVE!" I got in only to be pulled back out. "NO, NO, NO" "AHAHAHA" "I'LL SUCK YOUR SMALL DICK!!" "OH YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SMALL {Y/N}" "Shh..." "I quietly hushed. "Goodbye {Y/N}!" "No!!!" He punched my head off clean. "ABUSE!!!" I huffed out.

"Welcome to the death club" Bryce giggled. "So... Ohm dick not small huh?" Cartoonz smirked. Although they couldn't see it my cheeks felt warm as I giggled. "No..." "OHM DICK SIZE REVEAL CONFIRMED!" "What?!" Delirious said. "WHAT?" Ohm said not realising he killed everyone and came on perfect timing...

"Well shit..."

"Run!"