Jeffmads Oneshots

Jeffmads texting

A/N I don't know.

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Thommybaby: OH HUNNY BOO CAN WE GO TO THE NEW SUSHI PLACE??!!

James: no

Thommybaby: but babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

James: no

James: we went there yesterday

James: and the day before that

James: and the day before that

James: and the day before that

James: thats actually a really old restaurant

Thommybaby: oh

Thommybabay: well we should go again! You know for making memories or some shit

James: you just want to go because a certain someone goes there a lot

Thommybaby: .......

James: uh huh that's what i thought

Thommybaby: HE STILL HASN'T GIVEN ME MY CANE

James: Thomas...was that seriously why you wanted to go?

Thommybaby: yeah, the whole reason actually. Its my good cane, you know the one with the purple jewel?

James: .......

Thommybaby: what? What happened?

James: Alexander came by my house a couple months ago and gave me the cane....i forgot

James: Thomas?

James: hello?

James: helloooo

James: baby?

James: are you honking at me? How do you know where i live?

James: Thomas stop honking! People are staring at you!

James: okay yeah sure go ahead in my house without asking

James: im not opening my door

James: nope

James: leave me alone

James: im calling the police

James: OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING BROKE THE DOOR??!!

--one hour later--

Thommybaby: i love youuuuuuuuuuu

James: i thought you were going to kill me you dumbass you scared me

Thommybaby: in a way i did sorta kill you

James: ........

Thommybaby: with pleasureeeeeeeeeeee

James: no sex for a month

Thommybaby: nuuuuuuuuuuuuu