Jeffmads Oneshots

John Got Some Of Dat Ass

A/N Alright, this is held in the kings, queens, guys basically dating while lying to themselves saying their straight era.

Chapter 2/5

Word Count: 2109 Including my little messages and what not.

P.S. Jesus this is longer than i planned it to be, sorry loves!

P.S.S. I'm sorry its taking me so long to make chapters. Schools being a bitch and finals are literally TWO WEEKS AWAY HELP!! Anyway hope you enjoy!

P.S.S.S. Im not really good with talking in this era so yeah most of the dialogue will be stuff you hear in todays society cuz i suck like that.

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James POV 

"Okay, but like, just imagine it, James. Wouldn't that be amazing?"

Sighing once again, i replied bluntly, "John, you are my best friend and i cherish many moments we have had together. But for the tenth time i will not discuss how i would want to have intercourse!"

About an hour passed by with me and John having conversations about our new master and what the mansion would look like. Washington talked little about the place, only saying we would be the lords new servants. Just as i was about to wonder how much longer until we would be there, the carriage slowed down to a stop, the horses whined steadily.

I looked over to see John dead asleep, his mouth hanging open and posture not at all civilized.

Alarm seized me by the throat and i almost had a heart attack thinking of how this is not a good first impression. Just as the man came towards our door to open it, I quickly gave John's shin a good, hard kick and watched as his whole body flinched away from me, even going as far as hitting his head against the glass window. Before he could even utter a curse towards me, and before i could let out a snicker, the door opened to a bright, curious, and slightly terrifying new life.

With a deep breath, me and John climbed slowly out of the god forsaken carriage and were met with two smiling faces that could only be described as flat out gorgeous.

The two women in front of us wore the classic maid outfit, but their faces were so stunning you would never want to look at anything other than that. Well, for one girl who had a fantastic set of breasts, you would probably look at those but that's not the point. They both were brunettes with slightly curly hair that fell delicately over their shoulders, stopping only a little ways above their waists.

My breath left me for a moment at the stunning realization that angels truly did exist. With a glance at the corner of my eye, i could tell John felt the same.

They both curtsied delicately, straitened up, then placed their hands back in front of them formally, leaving me wondering how long it took them to perfect that show of perfection and order.

"Welcome," the brunette with a  nice chest replied smoothly, "i am very pleased to meet you. My name is Maria Reynolds, and this is Peggy Schuyler." She indicated toward the other brunette with a smile i knew all too well. I too felt a small smile pulling at my lips, come to think of it, they did look cute together.

The other brunette, Peggy, smiled a little more, "You must be John Laurens and James Madison, am i correct?" When we nodded she continued, "We're here to show you to your room and get you ready for the party." She added a bit of enthusiasm to that last part and i could tell she was on the verge of vibrating with excitement.

Then, to my right, John spoke up gentleman like, "Pardon my bluntness, but what party? We were not informed of this, im afraid." I thanked any god out there that John was a born gentleman and would get on anyone's good side with just a small, freckly smile.