Jeffmads Oneshots

Warm Insides, Cold Car (idk)

A/N This was going to be a smut chapter​ but god dammit i can't make smut chapters, im sorry lol.

This is pretty long but i liked writing this so suck it readers!!

Im kidding, i love you all and im happy you like my creations, hope you enjoy this one too!

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James POV

Why did i agree to this?

I could've been with Snow, back at the apartment, watching disney movies and snuggling all day.

"Yo, James, you alright?"

I gave a weak smile to Johns worried expression, "Yeah, Im just nervous about all this."

I gestured toward the club that had blasting music and bright lights exploding out of it. It seemed as if it legitimately jumped with every rhythm of the beat.

The celebration was for Hercules's birthday and of course, knowing him we'd (when i was writing this i was thinking about weed and i don't know why) all celebrate it at an expensive ass club. 

He gave me a sympathetic smile and patted me on the back, "Don't worry man, if anyone tries to touch you in an unwanted way, they'll get a beating from me and Hamilton." He put up his fists triumphantly, which caused me to laugh.

We got to the entrance faster than i wanted to and i could feel every nerve in my body begin losing their shits. Forcing myself to take one step at a time, i walked to my doom.

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"Maria, god dammit you know Peggy will be pissed when she sees you like this, again," i said sternly to my swaying friend.

At the moment, she was using me to keep herself steady, it was failing but we were in the middle of bodies grinding up against each other or jumping to the music so that's all she had.

"Tommy.....relaaaax, she'll still fuck me when i come home," she said drunkenly, giggling a bit as red ran across her cheeks. 

I mentally pace palmed, it was hard to hear her over the loud music but i got the main idea.

Grabbing Maria's shoulder, i dragged her out of the sweaty limb fest and walked her toward the exit. The whole time she was complaining but i didn't want her and Peggy to fight anymore.

Besides, drinking and staying out late was one of Maria's bad habits Peggy and myself wanted to get rid of.

While i was walking out the door to the club however, i bumped into a small guy who had just entered the club.

Maria laughed, then her face turned green and she barely made it outside before she was vomiting all of her body fluids.

I sighed and patted her back, then turned to apologize to the guy i had bumped into, but stopped in my tracks when my eyes fell onto his.

He was the most beautiful guy i'd ever seen, except for Johnny Debt, but he was close to being that handsome.

I didn't realize i had been staring until he muttered, "Ah shit."

I shook my head and gave him a confused look, but then directed my gaze to what he was looking at and lost all trust in the universe for giving me a chance to talk to a cute guy.

Maria had puked on his shoes.

Screaming in my head at my godforsaken luck, i quickly apologized, "Im so sorry! Shes really hammered, i can buy you new ones? Shit this sucks."

While i tried desperately to come up with a plan to help his shoes, Maria was puking her guts out in a nearby bush and i felt bad i wasn't helping her.