We need to talk

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Thank you guys for being so supportive of my apology note! I really appreciate it :) 

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Star's POV

"OH MY SPARKLES, HE'S SO CUTE!!" I yelled. Though, I would've been even more excited for this awesome creature if I hadn't lost my wand. "Can I hold him? Pretty please?"

"Be really careful with Sir Fergonzo the Fierce!" Ferguson said. He handed it to me.

"The name is still to be fully discussed," Alfonzo clarified. 

"Oh, come on, man, admit to yourself that it's AWESOME!"

"Who is the cutest bunnydragon I've ever seen? You are!" I said in my baby voice. He spewed a little flame. "Wittle Fergy threw up a wittle fire, didn't you, sweetie?"

"That means it needs to be burped. I read that in the book 'The Guide to Raising a Bunnydragon an Old Lady Threw at Your Face'," Ferguson said. 

"Which is weirdly specific and probably cursed," Alfonzo commented.

Ferguson argued, "Well, it happens a lot these days, you know? Old ladies get more offended and in possession of more bunnydragons every day! Stand back, by the way." He burped Alfie and he burned down an tenth of the library. "Um... Next time I should do this outside."

"You don't say," Alfonzo said. 

"Don't worry guys, those were just the books on trigonometry," Janna said.

Everyone sighed in relief. Who cares about that anyway, right?

"Well, Ferguson, I think you could be a great dad!" Jackie said to break the silence.

"You think so? Thanks. But I'm not the only one raising Little Fergie, right, Alfonzo?"

"I can't, I'm busy."

"With what?"

"Well, first off, running from the Pixie Empress, who's still trying to eat me," Al said.

"Wow, but that was, like, more than a season ago!"

"SHUSH, don't break the fourth wall."

"Guys, I'm gonna go outside for a while. Don't know why I'm telling you but here I am talking to you about going outside, which is not a very interesting topic, so I'm just gonna go now..." Janna said. This day was getting more confusing by the minute. Even for Mewni.

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Janna's POV

I was just crumpling up some flowers to watch them die, when Tom came up to me. 

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