spoopyalien: i figured out what im doing for our date later this week btw
themessageman: Oh? What may that be?
spoopyalien: im obviously not going to tell you
themessageman: So mean. Is every week going to be a surprise?
spoopyalien: probably
themessageman: Alright. Just don't kill me I guess.
spoopyalien: nah not till the 100th date
themessageman: If you get that far.
spoopyalien: ouch dude
themessageman: Lmao you're fine.
spoopyalien: you right you right i am confident ill get that far
themessageman: Well, now that you said you'd kill me on the 100th date I don't think I even want to go on a second.
spoopyalien: tyler
themessageman: Yes Josh?
spoopyalien: i hate you sometimes
themessageman: Love you too b 😘😘
spoopyalien: uhuh
themessageman: So you stopped using punctuation now huh?
spoopyalien: yeah its a pain tbh
themessageman: You're so lazy xD
spoopyalien: sorry i dont wanna take extra time to write grammatically correct like you smarty pants
themessageman: Josh are you "salty".
spoopyalien: you don't even know my sodium levels are high af
themessageman: Omfg "my sodium levels are high af"
spoopyalien: 😂😂
themessageman: You're a dork lmao. Goodnight Joshy.
spoopyalien: night kitten
themessageman: did you just call me kitten-
spoopyalien: yes yes i did
themessageman: ....
spoopyalien: 😘😘
themessageman: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Message Man
FanfictionTyler runs a secret (Blurry) blog where he posts unusual messages to cope with his troubles. Not many understand. Josh did. Tyler is sick and Josh won't let him go through it alone. ***Will be trigger warnings, though not many. Character death, d...
