164 (Stingue vs. Ships 1)

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Author-chan: *wearing military clothes and holding the marker* Ready, Sting?

Sting: *puts goggles and wearing the military clothes* Like hell, I'm!! Rogue?

Rogue: *wearing them too, puts his bang behind his ear* Yea.

Author-chan: Ok. THE FIRST ONE IS....

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SHIP 01: ROGUE AND LUCY

Author-chan: *start shooting* BLEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Author-chan: *start shooting* BLEEEEEEEEEEEE........
The worst ship ever. *tries not to throw up*

Rogue: *shoots too* We never even talked. I don't like her!!

Sting: *shooting too* ROGUE NEEDS THE ONLY ONE BLONDY IN HIS LIFE!!! ME!!! FUCK OFF FROM HIM, LUCY!!!!

Art with ship: *covered in paint*

Author-chan: *sighs* It was funny but really. Rogue and Lucy , who the hell ship them?!

Sting: Not enough that Rogue is in Sabertooth and she in Fairy Tali. How the hell would they meet? Even after the GMG, Rogue wasn't paying attention to girls from others guilds. Rogue is too gay for that.

Rogue: For the guys, who ship me with her. I'm gay in 100% and even if I wasn't, Lucy wouldn't be the girl for me. She is too annoying, more then Sting.

Sting: *nobbs* Hey!!

Author-chan: Well, Lucy is just a bitch for me. I hate her with all my heart. Poor Natsu. I fell so sorry to him. He will end up with Lucy. Uhhh.. terrible. Ble.. Nalu..uhhhh....*shivering*

OK, THE NEXT SHIP IS.....

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SHIP 02: STING AND LAXUS

Author-chan: *starts shooting* Only Fraxus

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Author-chan: *starts shooting* Only Fraxus.

Sting: *doing the same* He isn't in mine gust. I love Rogue and besides, why the hell him?!

Laxus: I would ask the same. I love Freed, not that a stupid punk from that idiotic Sabertooth. *start shooting*

Freed: Well, Laxus is mine. *shoots too*

Rogue: Like Sting belongs to me. *does the same*

Art with the ship: *covered in paint*

Rogue: Friends?

Freed: *nobbs*

Author-chan: *stops* Wow, bye Fraxus. Next ship is...

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SHIP 03: STING AND ERZA

Author-chan: I PREFER A JERZA SHIP!! BUT ERZA IS AWESOME AND SHE IS MY BUDDY!! SO NO HATE ON HER!!  

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Author-chan: I PREFER A JERZA SHIP!! BUT ERZA IS AWESOME AND SHE IS MY BUDDY!! SO NO HATE ON HER!!  

Sting: Next ship from ass!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!! *start shooting* She is strong and looking sexy but we aren't even in the same guild and I had hear, that she can be scary, so no. NO! NO!

Rogue: *shooting* I can't belive. That ships are really stupid. 

Sting and Author-chan: *nodds*

Art with the ship: *covered in paint*

Author-chan: Ok. It enough for this part. About this art...

For me: funny and cute/10

What you guys think about this one?

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