Wrong number||Ed Sheeran

Six - You're hurting my feelings Harry

Ed - my manager thinks I'm gay

Harry - oh my

Harry -why?

Ed - When he sees your name on my phone
he thinks I'm talking to a guy

Harry - I'm trying really hard not to laugh

Ed - it's not funny :(

Harry - it kinda is

Harry - just tell him I'm not a guy

Ed - I tried but all he kept doing was laugh

Harry - well idk what else to say

Ed - *sighs*

Harry - I'm bored entertain me

Ed - *starts taking clothes off*

Harry - what in the world are you doing?!

Ed - entertaining you duh

Harry - how's taking your clothes off entertaining me ?!!

Ed - I thought females like it when men strip

Harry - oh my lord

Harry - *face palm*

Ed - it's not working is it?

Harry - obviously not you idiot

Ed - dang it I've always wanted to be a male stripper

Harry - I'm concerned about your well-being

Ed - trust me I'm fine I got my check up

Ed - but it means you care about me aww

Harry - ew no

Ed - I've been wounded

Ed - you're hurting my feelings Harry

Harry - suck it up and be a man

Ed - I am a man I have facial hair

Harry - facial hair is nothing

Ed - why you gotta be so rude

Ed - it's not my fault you sound like a dude

Harry - I dont sound like a dude

Harry - at least I don't think I do :/

Ed - how could you not know what you sound like

Harry - *shrugs*

Harry - sorry I gotta go

Ed - oh okay

please check out my other ff "Scars" I recently started that one :)

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