Wrong number||Ed Sheeran

Four - Its Thursday

Harry - hello human

Ed - idk how to reply to that

Harry - just type"hey" like a human would do

Ed - aren't you human too?

Harry - no..

Ed - then what are you?

Harry - a proud unicorn

Ed - do you not like us humans?

Harry - yeah I do but I find you guys weird

Harry - like when water comes out
of your eyes it's called crying

Harry - when you wrap your arms
around someone and pull them close its called a hug

Ed - oh wow

Ed - just wow that was something

Harry - ik thanks to Instagram hehe

Harry - Jesus I'm such a loser

Ed - your aren't a loser

Harry - ew don't feed my mind with lies

Ed - I don't tell lies on Wednesdays

Harry - its Thursday

Ed - well shit

Ed - but seriously you aren't a loser

Harry - mhmm

Harry - anyways wyd?

Ed - trying to write a new song

Harry - how's that going?

Ed - terrible the paper has been blank for four hours

Harry - am I distracting you?

Ed - no I like talking to you :-)

Harry - that face is creepy

Ed - :-(

Harry - :)

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