Wrong number||Ed Sheeran

One - Jake from Statefarm

Unknown - I finally got a new phone

Unknown - I think this is your number

Me - uh?

Unknown - wtf Murray where are you with the gin?

Unknown - Stu said you'd be here soon but that was two hours ago

Unknown - dude answer!!

Me - wait

Me - who's this?

Unknown - stop messing with me

Unknown - I'm so gonna murder you when you get here

Me - wtf seriously this isn't Murray

Me - clam your tits

Me - you have the wrong number

Unknown - wait you're serious!?

Unknown - fuck I'm so sorry

Unknown - I thought this was someone else shit sorry

Me - no no its Okay

Me - although I'm kinda mad you blew up my phone

Unknown - wait so who have I been talking to the whole time?

Me - it's Jake

Me - Jake from statefarm

Unknown - 😐😐

Me - ok ok that was awful I'm sorry😂

Me - but I don't think my name is important

Me - just know this isn't Murray

Unknown - ok then but sorry again I'll go get his number form
someone

Unknown - bye then

Me - bye

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