Satan Sells me my Soul

Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me!!!

 "RISE AND SHINE, NICO!" Lucifer screamed as This is Gospel by Panic! At the Disco played on my alarm.

"What time is it?" I ask groggily.

"7:06 a.m." Lucifer replied, snapping and cutting the music off.

"Why 7:06?" I yawned.

"Well clocks don't exactly let me wake you up and 6:66, now do they?" Lucifer mocked.

I hate this. Lucifer is worse than... Wait, he is Satan... You get my point. He's annoying.

"AM NOT!" He shouts. I looked at him and he was in my kitchen in a french maid outfit that left nothing to the imagination. Well, I guess he's part of my imagination, but the point is I did NOT want to see that first thing in the morning.

"Jesus, man! Cover up!" I shouted at Lucifer.

"What?" He asked innocently, placing his hands on his hips, leaning his hips to the side, "Don't you like it?"

"Read my lips and hear my words. Hell no," I replied in a deadpan tone.

"Fine," He pouted, and with a snap of his fingers, he had his suit back and the french maid costume was gone. The memory on the other hand would haunt me for years.

"Oh, admit it, you liked that," Lucifer purred.

"Go to Hell," I replied.

"Been there, conquered it, made the previous king of Hell my pet. But now I'm here with you!" Lucifer replied, bored by the conversation.

I rolled my eyes and changed into some business clothes. I threw on a linen button-up shirt, some slacks and grabbed my black dress shoes. I had to convince my boss to give me the next few weeks off.

"Um, why do you need to do that?" Lucifer asked confused.

"Because I don't want to be fired," I replied in a sort of "duh" tone.
"Ugh, boring," Lucifer responded, "I'll be back."

And with that he disappeared. It was actually nice not having Satan as my co-pilot. I could actually think and not have Lucifer poking around and making stupid jokes at everything I thought. I took the bus to work because I had sold my car the previous day because I had thought that I was going to be reaped. I'll spare you the details but let's just say that the buses here had some special people. Like people that looked like they had just walked out of the character creator from the WWE games. Anyway, I got off at the stop right outside the building I worked at and walked in.

(A/N): So new part. Not exactly as good as the other parts, but whatever. I just wanted to get a new part out. I need names for, 1) A female demon, 2) A male angel, 3) Nico's boss. So yeah.