"how's college going for you?" dallon asks, his pixelated face on the screen, the lights are off in his room so only his laptop screen lights up his face.
"fine." brendon shrugs. "i mean my roommate was kinda a dick when we first met, but he's alright i guess."
"i'm not asleep yet, you do know that, right?" ryan grumbles.
brendon mutters. "see what i mean?"
"i think my roommate is with his girlfriend or something. i think his name is ian, but i'm not completely sure." dallon says. "and by far i'm the tallest one on the football team, like these guys are like fuckin' oompa loompas."
brendon laughs which causes ryan to groan. "i'm trying to sleep!"
"shut the fuck up, ryan."
"throw a pillow at him." dallon suggests. brendon grabs one of the ones off his bed and chucks it at ryan.
"ow, you dick." ryan says when it hits him.
"i threw my pillow at you." he points out.
"it's pillow now." ryan says and brendon rolls his eyes.
"ignore him." brendon says. "anyways my classes are excruciatingly painful."
"you just started."
"it feels like i've been through hell and back." brendon comments.
the door in dallon's room opens and the light is turned on illuminating dallon's dorm. "my roommate's back."
"who are you talking to?" a voice asks.
"brendon." brendon guesses he doesn't know him when dallon adds. "my boyfriend."
"oh hey, i wanna see what he looks like besides in all those photos you have on your phone."
suddenly a second guy is joining the screen, pushing dallon to the side. "you're right he is cuter in person... or well, sykpe"
"will you shut your orgy up over there?" ryan groans.
"just because i get more dick than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass about it." brendon tells him.
"i literally will muffle you with my pillow." ryan says.
"i think you mean my pillow."
