Natuwa lang ako. XD kaya ni re-write ko. HAHAHA! This story is RATED SPG. (Para saken. Ewan ko lang sa inyo. XD) So kung inosente kayo aysia, LAYAS! Hahahaha. Gagawin kong green field ang mga utak nyo. Ayy! No, di pala. Yun na pala talaga yung point neto. XD Heeeey, Don't get me wrong guys okay? MABAIT PO AKONG TAO! Lol, di ako manyak. Ngayon lang. Hahahaha. XD BYUNTAEs GET READYYYY! Nagdadalawang isip ako kung isusulat ko ba to but .... Here we go! HAHAHAHAHA.
ENJOY READING!
CR from: EXO K & EXO M Tagalog Memes
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@ No Name's Bar
EXO asks their Girlfriends to do "IT" for the first time.
Kris starts the conversation. He stares at his girlfriend "Babe can we feeling so high? Like 69 instead of like a g6?"
Followed by Suho. Suho stares seductively on his girlfriend "Can I be the leader for tonight's party? Don't worry leading is my expertise especially on bed."
"Whooo!" all members exclaimed.
"Hey baby, may i see your baozis because i think they are good for my diet and for my eyes" -Xuimin
"I use a long stick when i do wushu, but i'll use MY LONGEST STICK when we do it now." Tao said and gave his partner a seductively look.
"Yehet is my phrase but you are allowed to say it out loud when you moan tonight" -Sehun
"I know Deers only eat leaves but this deer *points to him* (if you know what i mean) can eat you out." Luhan then smirks.
"Hey! Gorgeous." Lay held his partners hand. "Do you know what is the difference between me and unicorn? It's horn grows on it's forehead while mine grows here! *Points at his hardened horn*"
"Whooo! Nice nice! Nice one Lay" Kris and Tao exclaimed
"EHEM! Screw Kkeab song. Let's change it with Sexsong every night" -Baekhyun
"Hey, Sweetie. Can you be the actress of my upcoming film? The genre is porn." -Do Kyungsoo said to his partner then winks.
"Strip for me if i'm wrong. You're a girl right!? HUEHUEHUE" -Chen.
"Oh come on!" Chanyeol exclaimed. "I bet i can make the derpest face i can ever make if you blow job me. Wanna prove it, Honey!?" Chanyeol said with a big grin on his face.
How about KAI?
He doesn't need to put much effort to ask 'cause his girlfriend is already stripping for him.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Srsly? Di ko malaman nararamdaman ko nung sinusulat ko to. HAHAHAHAHA! Ayoko na oy! XD
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BINABASA MO ANG
Compilation of EXO's One shot stories
Hayran KurguAnnyeonghaseyo EXO STANS! This book is for all of you. It's a one shot story of your biases. I will write more one shots SOON! Thank you for my lovely BOOK COVER! COVER ART BY: @MiracleSnow Kamsahamnida Chingu-ya~
