Juliet: Hello my name is Juliet. I have been recently raped by some guy named Paris. His family and my family have planned for us to get married. We met up but i saw some other guy and instantly fell in love with him. His name is Romeo but he is from the rival family. I told Romeo what happened (me getting raped) and he said "oh poor Juliet. You know what we need to run away and get married so it doesn't happen again also because i love you but your father does not approve of me"
i told him "i-i-i don't know what to do my father would kill me maybe rape me like Tom Robinson from the book to kill a mockingbird " (not really though @ bob ewell you never got away with it)
Narrator: Two families have been holding a grudge for a long time. 2 lovers break the grudge with their love. Little does Juliet know is that right before she meet Romeo, Romeo was heartbroken over some girl that no one cares about. When Romeo saw Juliet he literally thought "to this girl hot imma take her virginity that is now my life goal"
Sampson: yo if i see a Montague man imma kill him if i see a Montague women imma rape her hard
Gregory: yeah right. wait here they come let's see if you do this. When i pass by i'm going to look down
Sampson: I will point my middle finger at them
Abram: DID YOU JUST POINT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT ME BITCH!!!
Sampson: (to gregory) i will lie so we don't get in trouble (to abram) HELL NAH BITCH I DID NOT
Abram: I will have you know I will fuck you cause why not bitch
Sampson: Fight me bitch
Narrator: They started fighting but right in the middle they started kissing. one thing led to another and they had sex
Sampson: Hey Gregory come join us
gregory: Ummm, (long pause cause he's thinking) why not i have nothing better to do anyway
Narrator: So Gregory, Sampson and Abram had a 3-some. Escalus came in and stood there looking with his jaw to the ground. He did not expect this
Escalus: Hey um guys umm wtf uhh AHHHH (runs away)
Narrator: homophobic much. Anyway let's look at what is going on with Romeo
Romeo: I just don't think i will love anyone else. Juliet is just so perfect. plus that other bitch i liked didn't even like me so i'm so over her
Benvoilo: dude i told you that the party would be fun and that there are other girls and of course boys 😏
Narrator: Benvoilo is one of romeo's close friends and he took romeo to a party to get over some bitch. Benvoilo loves Romeo but romeo cannot see that and Benvoilo wanted to please Romeo so he took him the party. It didn't turn out good for Benvoilo cause now romeo loves someone else.
Romeo: Dude i'm straight you know that
Benvoilo: I know i know but you change call me
Romeo: Wtf benvoilo i love Juliet it's like you love me or something
Benvoilo: Oh no i don't i-i love girls yeah love the booty
Narrator: We shall know what happened between Romeo and Juliet so let's go back to the beginning
