Romeo: I love Juliet now and i will love her till i die. I shall find her
(benvoilo and mercutio enter romeo hides)
Benvoilo: YO ROMEO WHERE YOU BE
Mercutio: he's depressed, duh
Benvoilo: he gonna get mad at you for saying that
mercutio: he's too depressed too
benvoilo: let's leave (and have sex😏) (exit)
romeo: whatever. look Juliet (juliet at window) DAMN IS SHE HOT SHE IS SO HOT i bet she'll think it's weird that i am looking at her through he bushes....nah this is normal.
Juliet: Oh how i miss romeo he is so mysterious. he's last name is nothing it means nothing and my last name is nothing too. we are meant for each other. i love him not his name. it's a word
romeo: THEN GIVE ME A NAME
juliet: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
romeo: i have no name you took it
juliet: MKAY YOU KNOW WHAT BYE (exits)
romeo: WAIT FUCKING WAIT I LOVE YOU
juliet: FINE (comes back) what do you want
romeo: a new name you say you don't want a montague you shall rename me
juliet: dude you know you will die if they see you
romeo: i don't care
juliet: mkay i thought you were smarter clearly not
romeo: yeet
juliet: mkay i um the word you heard are my inner most thoughts and love so will not take them back but you must know....
romeo: what
juliet: i am not a virgin
romeo: FUCK THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I LOVE YOU
juilet: nasty
romeo: i only want your virginity
juilet: yeah okay bye
romeo: WAIT
juilet: jesus fucking christ what
romeo: i love you
juilet: you just said you only love me to take my virginity
romeo: ok no i was lying
juilet: sure
romeo: ok yeah um love me?
juilet: you can't choice who you love so yeah
romeo: FUCK YES FUCK ME IN THE ASS THAT'S SO GOOD
juilet: i'm out bye
romeo: wait one more thing
juilet: yes
romeo: give me a vow that you will love me
juilet: ok ;) come here
romeo: dude you're like in a tower
juilet: ok whatever you a vow my words blah blah blah i gotta blast (exits)
romeo: shit she was about to have sex with me and i ruined it i'm so stupid. i'm just going to stand here watching juilet
juilet: hey umm i still see you
romeo: FUCK ME IN ASS
juilet: mkay if you wanna get married i'll send someone to talk about our marriage
romeo: YESSS OMG
juilet: jesus christ i wanna die
romeo: if you die i will die
juilet: ok
romeo: i feel like i'm in a dream....my dream (COUGHS BECAUSE OF ALL THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS LINE)
eehhb dreams aren't real
---end of scene 1&2---
friar: ahh yes morning yeet. yo did you know if you smell this flower it can revive you but if you eat it it will kill you. (MORE FORESHADOWING IF YOU IDIOTS CANNOT PICK UP ON THAT)
(romeo enters)
friar: you where have you been you weren't in bed last night? were you with rosaline? did you get some last night?
romeo: who? oh that bitch that no one cares about and that i forgot about. nah i got nothing
friar: where were you then
romeo: i fell in love with capulet daughter. can you marry us?
friar: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! THE CAPULET FAMILY OHHHH HELL NO!!! plus it was a fast change from rosaline to that whore juilet.
romeo: don't make fun of me marry us
friar: ok i guess so. the family's hatred would turn to love
romeo: FUCK YES (rushes)
Friar: slow down those who rush stumble
romeo: ok wait hold on (kisses friar)
friar: WTF
Romeo: yeet (exits fast)
friar: wtf was that for? i don't understand. uh i gotta go ask him so yeet (exits)
