Friar: ROMEO JULIET BE A DED MOTHERFUCKER. SHE BE BURIED IN BALTHAZAR. you should visit that ded girl. i know that death can turn you on.
romeo: shit but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
friar: yeah bye i was just here to deliver the news peace (exits)
romeo: i need to be with juliet she is the love of my life i wanna be ded with her. maybe if i had some poison i can die with her
(enter some drug dealer)
apothecary: yo i heard you needed some poison
romeo: you got some?
apothecary: yeah here (gives romeo poison) that would be $100
romeo: oh shit i don't have any money. how can i pay you?
apothecary: sex ;)
romeo: ok
narrator: they had sex and in the middle romeo moaned but he moaned juliet. this pissed off the apothecary. he immediately left without giving romeo a kiss or whatever he would give bjs yeah whatever
---end of scene 1---
friar: oh shit so romeo didn't get my letter
Friar John: no sorry sir
friar: (thinking to self) shit romeo will not be next to juliet when she wakes up i gotta get a crow bar and get to the tomb myself so she doesn't wake up alone. (to Friar John) get me a crow bar bitch
Friar John: ok may i ask why
friar: no now go get it
Friar John: oh ok bye (exits)
friar: dang it i should have made a move on friar john and have sex with her. i bet she would have been a good partner. i bet she is one of those girls that lets me choke her. those are the best. oh well till next time
---end of scene 2---
romeo: i'm going to Juliet's tomb
paris: what who said that
romeo: what
paris: oh it's romeo the maontague let's fight
romeo: juliet is mine
paris: no juliet is mine
narrator: half way into fighting yes you guessed it they had sex. paris had inserted his dick into romeo's butthole. romeo did this all because he had a plan. when he knew paris was enjoying it he turned really fast and broke his penis.
paris: wtf romeo my penis is broken now how am i going to impregnate juliet.
romeo: you won't ever cause you will be dead
narrator: romeo left paris on the floor to bleed out. paris died with his broken penis in his hand. when romeo found juliet's body he grabbed his poison and drank it all.
