Mercutio: DUDE THE PARTY WILL BE SO LIT
romeo: no it won't
Mercutio: YES IT FUCKING WILL YOU BITCH COME ON GO WITH ME
romeo: ok fine i had a dream last night
Mertcutio: Yo i had a dream too but let's forget about dreams and PARRRRRRRTYYYY!!!!!
romeo: something tonight will happen i feel like i might die earlier than i should if i go. i guess if dreams aren't real we go.
---end of scene 4---
servants: Let's get ready (exit)
capulet: YEAH!!! PARTYYY WOOHOOO!!!!!! CLEAR THE HALL AND SHIT. (to cousin) when was the last time we did this like when i had a mask and whispered naughty things in people's ear
2nd capulet: 30 years We be old like shit we old
Romeo: (grabs servingman) who is that girl right there
servingman: i don't know bitch
romeo: did i really love that other bitch? nah i didn't this girl is my love of my life now!!!!
Tybalt: YO CAPULET I HEARD A MONTAUGE!!!
capulet: ehh. is it romeo?
Tybalt: yeah
Capulet: i heard he was a good guy let him stay
Tybalt: NO NEVER!!!
Capulet: LEAVE THAN CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT!!!
Tybalt: FINE I GO BYE BITCH (exits)
Romeo: YO BITCH YOU FINE
Juliet: thanks
Romeo: yo let's kiss
Juliet: ummm no
Romeo: (kisses) oops my sin is on you
Juliet: TAKE IT BACK YOU BITCH
romeo: ok (kisses again)
Narrator: the kissing turns to sex but right before they did the nurse came in and ruined the night.
nurse: umm uh guys um JULIET BE A GIRL AND DONT DO THAT BAD GIRL!!! young man leave (romeo leaves)
Juliet: do you know who he was
nurse: he is romeo and a montague so you can't marry him
Juliet: FUCK ME IN THE ASS THAT IS SO BAD!!!
Nurse: i can't really fuck you in the ass cause that is nasty and your mother would fire me
Juliet: not my problem
(Juliet starts going to the nurse in a sexy manner)
nurse: NO NO (nurse runs away)
Juliet: finally she left now i won't be awkward when i go and try to find romeo and have sex with him
Narrator: yeah she could not find romeo that night. it was very tragic. will they ever find each other? will romeo steal Juliet's virginity? find out in the next act! coming to you soon.
