benvoilo: yo let's go
mercutio: oh you wanting to leave when we all know you want to have sex with me ;)
benvoilo: no never i only love romeo
mercutio: oh um
benvoilo: look here come the capulets
tybalt: hello i'm looking for romeo
mercutio: YO WANNA FIGHT M8 HUH?!
tybalt: I'm just looking for romeo
mercutio: let's fight m8
tybalt: never mind here comes romeo
romeo: um hello
tybalt: LETS FIGHT M8
romeo: um no i like you as a capulet as much as it is my name
tybalt: mercutio wanna fight now m8
mercutio: YES M8 I HAVE BEEN WAITING LETS GO M8 I SHALL BEAT YOUR ASS
romeo: hey guys stop no stop bad boys
narrator: in the middle of the battle mercutio and tybalt had some steamy sex of course romeo got stuck in the middle and was trying to get out but it was hard because benvoilo just stared and didn't help. once romeo got free mercutio got mad because he wanted to have a 3-some. when mercutio was mad he went over to benvoilo and started kissing him
mercutio: YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU BITCHES I'M OUT BYE BITCHES (exits with benvoilo while kissing)
narrator: tybalt got mad at romeo because all he wanted to do was have sex with mercutio and now he can't so he started battling against romeo. tybalt died cause he is the worst dueler ever. everyone started figuring this out and lady capulet wants romeo to die, cause she has a death kink. juilet gets it from her.
--end of scene 1--
Juliet: dang i love romeo. i wanna be with him forever. he is my baby daddy oh and sugar daddy oh and my daddy in general he is everything I FREAKING LOVE HIM WITH SO MUCH!!!
nurse: HE'S DEAD HES DEAD HE IS FUCKING DEAD AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Juliet: WHYY
nurse: ROMEO DID IT HE IS SO MEAN FUCK HIM
Juliet: wait what who died
nurse: tybalt duh
Juliet: I WAS SO FUCKING FREAKED OUT CAUSE I THOGHT IT WAS ROMEO YOU BITCH GOT ME STRESSED FOR NOTHING
nurse: TYBALT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND DIED
Juliet: bitch
nurse: romeo has banished cause he killed tybalt
Juliet: mkay you were never friends with tybalt you fucking nurse
nurse: fight me bitch
Juliet: MY ROMEO HAD BANISHED HE IS MY HUSBAND NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY COUSIN MY HUSAND IS SOMEWHERE NO ONE CARES ABOUT TYBALT FUCK HIM
nurse: wait why don't i go get romeo before he leaves
juliet: THAT IS A GOOD IDEA GO GET HIM FUCKING NOWWWWWW YOU WHORE
(nurse exits running cause she is scared for her life since juliet is yelling at her)
