romeo: my life is over
friar: dude you still got Juliet
romeo: fuck that bitch
friar: you will live
romeo: no i won't i'm doomed
friar: no y-
romeo: DOOMED I TELL YOU
friar: you know what will make you happier ;)
romeo: what
friar: THIS DICK (pulls out dick)
romeo: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................ok
narrator: they had sex
romeo: who the fuck just talked while i was getting anal
narrator: wait he can hear me
romeo: yeah who is saying that
narrator: gotta blast
romeo: the fuck
friar: what
romeo: did you hear that
friar: what
romeo: the person talking
friar: what person. you know what stop talking while my dick is inside you it's distracting
romeo: oh ok :(
(knock)
friar: WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR
(knock)
friar: hide romeo while i go see who
(knock)
friar: I'M FUCKIN COMING
(nurse comes in)
nurse: WHAT UP FUCKIN BITCHES. I'M HERE TO TALK TO ROMEO. JUILET SENT ME
friar: he's there crying on the floor like a baby
romeo: juliet probably hates me for killing tybalt. I'm going to kill myself maybe she will be happier
nurse: dude that's not going to help you idiot
friar: cry baby. at least you are alive i'm dead on the inside
romeo: wow your little speech as helped me realize to live with what i have
---end of scene 3---
capulet: juliet shall be married
paris: FUCK YES
capulet: so today is monday.... you should marry her thursday
paris: IM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!! I CAN STEAL HER V-CARD, i mean i don't want her v-card just her personality and love
capulet: mhmm sure...
paris: (to self) yes! her flower! it's mine now
lady: imma tell juliet that she will be married
capulet: mkay have fun
lady: bitch
---end of scene 4---
juliet: STAYYYYYY BITCH
Romeo: nah bye bitch
juliet: stayyy don't leave
romeo: i gots to go bitch
juilet: fine
(nurse walks in)
nurse: YOUR MOTHER IS COMING ROMEO HIDEEEEEEE
romeo: ok (exit)
lady capulet: tybalt is dead i will kill whoever killed him but the good news is that your father has arranged a marriage.
juilet: no i will not marry unless it is romeo. and you know i hate him
lady capulet: oh ok tell your father that
capulet: was she happy, wife, when you told her
lady: no
juliet: i don't want to marry him
capulet: I WILL HAVE YOU MARRY HIM EVEN IF I HAVE TO PUT YOU ON A SLED TO GET YOU THERE, YOU UNGRATEFUL , LUMP OF FLESH ,NAUGHTY, WAX-FACE GIRL
lady: chill
capulet: you better be there on thursday, juliet. if you don't go, don't come back i don't care if are a whore or whatever c'mon wife let's go have sex (exit)
lady: oh um ok if i have to
juliet: rape
lady: what
juliet: nothing
lady: ohkay, i'll talk to your father about what he said
(exits)
juliet: she better if i have to marry him i will kill myself
nurse: hey you know what will make you happy
juliet: i can't marry paris. i'm married to romeo
nurse: sex with me will make you happy ;)
juliet: no nurse listen to me
nurse: fine, just marry paris. he's better than romeo
juliet: ok i'll go to confession cause i was disrespectful to my parents
nurse: k bye (exits)
juliet: I'm fucking kill myself. i hate the nurse now how could she say that. if the friar can't help me i'm going to kill myself but first to get my mind off of this i will pleasure myself
