juliet: so we are almost at the part where paris raped me so get ready for that. let's see how it plays out
--scene 1--
friar: ok so you are going to marry juliet thursday
paris: mhm yes
friar: THURSDAY?!
paris: yes
friar: alright. look her comes juliet
juliet: what's up bitches
paris: nothing much you?
juliet: fuck off
paris: feisty little thing aren't you
juliet: whatever...
paris: did you come to confess to the father
juliet: yes because i want the lord to know that i am forced to marry you and that i didn't do it for my liking
paris: funny, isn't she
friar: um
paris: FUNNY RIGHT
friar: yes...
paris: i picked well didn't i
friar: juliet let's get time alone to confess now
narrator: so paris left outside to wait for juliet to be done. after paris was gone juliet shut the door
juliet: so what do you wanna do ;)
friar: talk about how you fake your death so you can be with you
juliet: what
friar: um i mean romeo
juliet: ok...
(paris exits)
Juliet: ok listen up you little fucker, give me a solution to my probably or i will kill myself
friar:chill
juliet: TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU LITTLE LUMP OF FLESH
Friar: ok. take this concoction that once you drink it you will appear dead. i will tell romeo to meet you in the cemetery where your fam will put you cause they will think u dead af. when u wake up you guys will run away.
juliet: k thanks bye
friar: wait before you go
juliet: what
friar: do you wanna have sex :)
juliet:....sure why not
narrator: they had nice steamy hot sex
juliet: oh yeah i love your nice long D in my vagina
friar: yeah oh yeah mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
juliet: daddy
friar: it's father
juliet: oh yeah sorry
Narrator: it was going good until......... paris walked in
paris: YO DUDE GET OFF MY GIRL
Narrator: paris pulled friar off of juliet and when he did that he broke the friar's penis so he had to go the hospital.
juliet: no i want your penis, paris
paris: oh yes you do
juliet: no
Narrator: despite what juliet said paris still stuck his p3n1s into juliet. juliet was raped that night and she could not do anything
---end of scene 1---
capulet: let's plan juliet's wedding
(juliet walks in)
juliet: father i'm sorry for being disobedient yesterday i will marry paris (cause his penis was long and good)
capulet: yes!1!1!1!111111!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!11!
(juliet exits)
capulet: I'm going to go tell paris the news and maybe have some s3x with him
---end of scene 2---
juliet: nurse and mother can you get out of my room. I'm going to get ready for my weedding
nurse: ok i'll go have sex with your mom while you get ready (nurse and lady capulet exit while kissing)
Juliet: alright time to appear like a deadass to people (drinks down the thingy)
