Capulet: my daughter will be good for a bride soon just wait i want to wait till she is 16 to marry
Paris: ok i will wait
Capulet: make her happy and shit
Paris: mkay will do
(paris exits and benvoilo and romeo enter)
servant: read this lette cause i'm uneducated
romeo: (reads letter) where are they going
Servant: to my master's house and how shall i repay you for the reading
Romeo: idk
Servant: How about i kiss you
Romeo: NO YOU NASTY SERVANT NEVER!! THAT IS SOOOOO NASTY YOU BITCH
servant: Oh sorry how about..... sex ;)
Romeo: UMMMMMMMMMM well actually......hmm no how about you invite me to the party
Servant: If you are not montuage, sure
Romeo: (to self) yes i shall go because the lady i love is on the list even though she doesn't want to marry or give me her virginity i shall always love her (to servant) alright bye bitch
---end of scene 2---
lady capulet: Nurse where be my daughter
Nurse: JULIET GET YOUR BOOTY IN HERE!!!!!
Juliet: you called?
Nurse: Yes your mother wants to talk
Lady capulet: we need to talk in private
nurse: (some random fucking story)
Lady capulet: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Juliet: Yeah shut the fuck up
Nurse: you are so the prettiest person i have nursed we should... you know ;)
Juliet: how about we don't
lady capulet: i should have fired you lonnnnnnggg ago you nasty nurse anyway Paris has asked to marry you
nurse: oh yeah he's better than me marry him he's the best he can definitely make you pregnant
Servingman: yo food ready!!!
