mercutio: yo where is romeo?
benvoilo: i heard he didn't go home last night
mercutio: he was probably getting some with rosaline
benvoilo: or me
mercutio: what
benvoilo: what
mercutio: what did you say
benvoilo: nothing
narrator: incest
mercutio: anyway did you hear tybalt and romeo will duel
benvoilo: yeah he tells me everything ;)
mercutio: what
benvoilo: what
mercutio: mkay well tybalt will probably kill him
benvoilo: not if i kill tybalt cause i love romeo
mercutio: ok there is something wrong with you bye
(romeo enters)
mercutio: nevermind here is romeo
romeo: yeet i'm having a good morning
mercutio: with a hoe
benvoilo: with me duh
mercutio: ok what the fuck is wrong with you benvoilo
romeo: ok yeah bye
nurse: DOES ANYONE KNOW EHERE ROMEO IS
romeo: i'm right here
nurse: sup i need to you come with me
mercutio: is that the whore you were with last night
romeo: dude i'm busy mercutio shut up
(exit mercutio and benvoilo)
nurse: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THEM TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
romeo: he means no harm and is a gentleman he just likes to hear himself talk
peter: i didn't see him rape you if he did i would have pulled my weapon out and killed him
nurse: PETER YOU IDIOT!!!
romeo: SHUT UP PETER
nurse: anyway let's talk about juilet and your marriage with her
romeo: YES FINALLY MARRIAGE!!
nurse: oh yeah by the way there is some other guy, paris, that wants her but she wants you. i told her he was better but yeah whatever
--end of scene 4--
juliet : OMG DID YOU FIND HIM WHAT DID HE SAY!! can you send peter away
nurse: peter get your nasty booty to the gate
juilet: what is the news
nurse: you don't know how to pick a man. i should have "fucked you in the ass" when you asked i would have been a better man. he is so mean but hot
juilet: yeah yeah yeah whatever tell me the news
nurse: OWWWWW MY NECK.... my back lick my pussy and my crack.
juilet: JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THE NEWS
Nurse: fine go to friar Lawrence's cell to get married. who'll you do that i will have to go get a ladder so he can come to your room but we all know you will be doing all the work ;)
juilet: shit up
nurse: you know sex ;)
juilet: bye now
---end of scene 5---
friar: so you really want to do this
romeo: yes i love her
friar: ok but this will be hard
romeo: hard like my dick
friar: it is better to love longer and slower than quick and fast
romeo: i love her
(juilet enter)
juilet: LET'S DO THIS THING
friar: let's go
juilet: my love is growing by the moment
friar: ok marriage let's go
narrator: will juilet and romeo marry? will someone get in the middle? who will it be? find out in the next act!
