Can, and Will! (Milo Murphy's Law Fanfic)

The Doctor Zone Files

Sara, Milo, Melissa, Zack and I watch an episode of The Doctor Zone Files on TV.

♪ It's time for danger, ♪
♪ time for action, ♪
♪ Time for Doctor Zone! ♪
♪ Chronological time is just an abstraction ♪
♪ When you're with Doctor Zone! ♪

♪ He's got one foot in the future, ♪
♪ And one foot in the past ♪
♪ He's got on hand in the present, ♪
♪ Or at least in a gift shaped cast ♪
♪ He's Doctor Zone! ♪
♪ It's time for Doctor Zone! ♪

(The Heart of the Moon 3,679. The Inner Sanctum of the Trashcandroids)

Dr. Zone: All my worrying just wasted time! Let's get back. Quick, to the Time Beehicle. (Doctor Zone and Time Ape make it to the Time Beehicle and get in. Time Ape closes the door on a photo he's carrying and rips it, leaving half of it outside.)

I've got to hit that button. If only I had fingers on my right hand. Ugh! Uah! Dah! Ugk! Ugk! Dah! Ugk! Ugk! Uah! Dah! Ugk! The present is preventing me from getting to the future. They're closing in. Time Ape, do something.
Time Ape: The time is now 1:54 pm.
Dr. Zone: No, you silly simian. Time is relative. The Trashcandroids! No! Ugh! Time Ape press the button. (The Time Beehicle's stinger unleashes a blast that disables the Trashcandroids and the Time Beehicle takes off) Righty crikey and tally ho. Time waits for no man... Except for me!

(The Time Beehicle disappears but a Trashcandroid reaches out and grabs the half a picture Time Ape dropped. It is revealed to show a baby Time Ape. The episode ends with THE END and a question mark.)

♪ It's time for Doctor Zone! ♪

Sara glances at Melissa and Zack, "So. After your first Dr. Zone Files marathon, are you exited about the movie?"

Melissa looks exhausted, "Exited, and confused. I'm exfused!"

Zack sighs, "And I'm concited?"

Milo nods, "I know it's a lot of information to assimilate, but it's worth it. And Sara got us tickets for today's show."

"I'll just hold on to these little brother, to prevent them from getting, you know, irradiated into particulate matter or something." Sara told him.

Milo chuckles, "Good idea."

Zack frowns, "My hand is asleep. How I envy it."

Melissa asks, "The movie's not starting for hours, right?"

"Yeah, but there's going to be a line already." Sara explains.

Milo says excitingly, "It's got fifty years of fans!"

Zack is confused, "Wait, fifty years! I thought we saw it all last night."

I go on, "No, no no no no. No, no no."

"Milo and Sara have forced me to watch almost EVERY version of him. Don't get me started..." I trail off.

Milo repeats what I say, "No, no. No, no. No, no. No... no."

Sara explains the situation, "That was just the latest incarnation. Dr Zone Files: the next regeneration."

Milo goes into depth on this, "First there was The Zone, then Dr Zone, Professor Zone, and Adjunct Faculty Member Zone, That only lasted a semester. And finally, The Dr Zone Files that you know as of three o'clock this morning."

Sara nods, "We just wanted to make sure you're prepared. Dr Zone fans can be kind of elitist."

"I'm just saying that if you can't actually speak the Trashcandroid's binary language then you have no place in this line." Some kid scoffs at another.