Can, and Will! (Milo Murphy's Law Fanfic)

Wilder West

A trip away from the city is where Mr and Mrs Murphy invite Melissa, Zack, and I. We all gladly accept.

A falcon screeches loudly as we pull up to the ranch.

"Here we are." Brigette excitingly cheers.

"Okay, kids, remember, we're just a phone call away at the Outlet Mall. We only have to pay half price when it breaks." Brigette explains. Her and Martin are very excited by this.

"Thanks, Milo's mom and dad." Melissa gladly states.

"Thanks, guys, have a good time." Martin waves at us.

"So long." I hear Sara murmur.

I look weirdly. I didn't notice her until now.

"Oh, didn't realize we still had her. Bye, Sara, be sure to look up from your phone once in a while." Brigette instructs her daughter.

"Ah, the great outdoors. The sky is blue, the fields are wide open. The bargains are close by." Milo exclaims happily.

"You kids have fun." Brigette tells us. The Murphy parents drive away.

"It's just so peaceful." Zack admits.

"Welcome to the Nowhere Desert Dude Ranch." An old guy in the entrance of the ranch we're hanging out at.

"Where you will experience---" he gets cut off when an airplane travels across the sky loudly.

"--The serenity of the wild frontier."

Sara fangirls all of a sudden, "Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! I think this is the undiscovered shooting location of episode 576 of Dr.Zone."

She holds up a picture from the episode and compares it with the mountain in the background.

"See? Definitely a similar beaut shaped beaut." She reasons.

"Am I pronouncing that correctly? I can't wait to see what my fellow Dr.
Zone fans have to say about this." As Sara types on her phone, the owner of the ranch walks over.

"Ah, Dr.Zone fan. You're gonna wanna check out that corral over there." He points away from the ranch.

"Awesome! Oh, I gotta document this. I'll find you later." Sara waves to us, walking off to where the ranch master points.

"Use helmets." She instructs.

"Got 'em." I respond.

"Oh, I mean on the horses." Sara points out.

Zack raises his eyebrow, "Do they even make helmets for--"

He stops talking when Milo takes out four horse helmets from his backpack, "Got 'em."

"Those are our four best horses.
Princess, Jim Slim, Buttercup and Psycho." The ranch guy explains.

I stroke Jim Slim's white fur.

Milo's horse neighs rapidly and starts flipping Milo around. "Whoa, boy!" He yells.

"Any chance of us getting a calmer horse?" Melissa asks the man politely.

"Well, Psycho there is usually our calmest horse. That's why we named him Psycho, for the irony. We crack ourselves up." The man explains.

I sigh, "Well, that's all Milo..."

"Not that I don't enjoy danger, which I don't, but, do they have other stuff to do here? Like other stuff that we might not necessarily get injured doing." Zack asks the man in charge.