(Skipping Family Vacation because it's specific for Milo's family only ^u^)
"Welcome everyone to LardWorld Lard is slippery, greasy, fun Rendered fat that comes from piggies. Welcome, welcome everyone Lardee Boy is here to greet you Hi, my name is Lardee Boy. If you play his Lardee games You're sure to win a Lardee toy LardWorld, LardWorld LardWorld, LardWorld Welcome to LardWorld The lardest amusement park!" I overhear the Lard World finale play.
Currently, Melissa, Zack, Milo, and I are in a giant donut riding down a river of lard.
"You know, no matter how many times I come to LardWorld, I'm always surprised how much fun you can have with rendered pig fat." Milo tells us.
"Look out, frosting!" I warn the group.
"Well, I find the pig fat gross. The rides are what I come here for."
Milo lays back a bit more, with his hands crossed behind his head.
"Phhhh! You came here today to hang with us. Your cousins could build a theme park ten times better than this." Milo scoffs in a bored tone.
I shrug. A request like that for my cousins might seem rude.
"Guys, I think you know and I know, that it's time we went on the scariest lard-based ride Greased Thunder!" Milo dramatically announces.
"You know thunder's a sound." Zack responds, "How can it be greased?"
"The same way you grease lightning." Milo answers happily.
Insert a *da dun cha!* here.
Wait, how does Milo know about Phineas's and Ferb's chariot race? Was he-
He then leans right next to Zack and whispers, "With lard."
My shoulders drop in relief. He has no idea.
"My cousins had a chariot race not too long ago called Greased Lightning." I tell Zack.
His eyes widen, "So, you're telling me a couple of 8 year olds had a chariot race."
I nod.
We both then notice Milo trying to get Melissa to snap out of her horrified state, as she's frozen looking at Greased Thunder.
"Right, Melissa? Melissa? Melissa Melissa Melissa, Melissa, Melissa." Milo nudges at her. She zones out shortly, then snaps back to reality.
"Would you cut it out?! It's nothing, okay?" Melissa harshly says back.
I raise an eyebrow at her aggression.
"Okay, it just seems like you're--" Milo gets cut off.
"Losing it big time?" Melissa asks, her tone going down.
"Yeah! That!" I agree.
"I wouldn't want you three to think any less of me." She frowns with discomfort.
My eyebrows raise in sympathy, "You can tell us, Melissa."
"You're in the trust circle." Milo adds.
He then thinks for a short minute, "Well, there's four of us. So, it's a trust square."
"Alliteration, up high!" Zack holds his hand up to Milo, and gets slapped in the face.
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Can, and Will! (Milo Murphy's Law Fanfic)
FanfictionMilo Murphy has the curse of the Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. What if a Native American 8th grader gets caught on by the crazy jinx? Tia's family is pretty complicated. She gets to meet new family, and gets rid of old...
