god is real - bts groupchat

collect hobi pls

{im in missouri}
park jimin: hello babes :D
jung hoseok: JIMINBJF GURSSVWHAT
park jimin: hm!! are you okay!!!
jung hoseok: nothing hiur cute ;))))))));));())
min yoongi: stop flirting w jimin no

jungle cock changed 'jung hoseok' to 'slutty boi'

slutty boi: but are you wrong lmao??? also why not yoongz he's single n nice
park jimin: yoongi-hyung don't worry!! hobi is sweet:DDD
jungle cock: shut the fuck up hoe let yoonmin rise
mosntster: i WANT TO FUCKING GET DICKED DOWN
slutty boi: you have my number ;)))
slutty boi: just kidding i'm jimins sorry mosntster but go get your boyfriend jin hes kinky rigjt he'll do u good
park jimin: hobi shh x
min yoongi: what.

bottle of jin changed 'park jimin's' name to 'soft baby boy'

mosntster: baby imcomin obvdr
bottle of jin: okay bb
tattletae: r y'all gonna fuck ?
soft baby boy: tae wjere are you i miss u i also wanna cry pls
tattletae: im coming baby boy
jungle cock: of you want any more of me you better fycjing watch it tae
soft baby boy: kookie :((

{soft baby angel}

my love yoon: jiminie what's wrong? why do you wanna cry? i'll hurt someone!!
jiminie: nothing hyung don't worry :)
my love yoon: but you wanna cry?? i don't understand??
jiminie: yoongi-hyung i'll come to you if i cry okay? x
my love yoon: okay baby boy

{i'm in missouri}

slutty boi: jimin are you busy tonight???
soft baby boy: nope! why? are you okay? or mo?
tattletae: what's a m.o. tf bitch
mosntster: why would they tell you HOW DO YOU BOT KNOW YOURE SO KINKY TOO UH
min yoongi: wait m.o. jimin??? hoseok?? you guys???
slutty boi: you gotta do what you gotta do
bottle of jin: omg children no you're young!!!
tattletae: nvm i remember jimin told me about it once
slutty boi: i need your help, no i'm not, & possibly i need to talk to you first
soft baby boy: 0kay hobi-hyung come over whenever love you
tattletae: wait jiminie after you're done w hoseok will you hangout w me?? i need to talk to you about something as well it's spooky
soft baby boy: okay tae tae whatever you need
mosntster: someone pay attention to me what the hell
jungle cock: TAE PLEASE COME IBSR RIGJT NOD OH MYY HOF PLEASS
bottle of jin: KOOKS ARE YOU OKAY?
jungle cock: NO
tattletae: do you have food?
jungle cock: YES COMF KVSR
tattletae: im running rn don't leave
bottle of jin: how come my children don't tell me anything :(
min yoongi: guys the studio is so cold
mosntster: aw yoongz i'll come and bring a blanket & snacks
min yoongi: chim where ya at?
mosntster: is no one going to fucking give me attention? we get it y'all hate me but at least say hi so i don't fucking kill mysekf etc I JUST WABT LOVE IM NOT ADKING FOR MUCH
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slutty boi: yoonmin wake up right mow
min yoongi: i can hear you screaming and it's 4:34am what could you possibly fucking want you cunt
soft baby boy: yoongi-hyung don't be mean !!!
slutty boi: oh thsnk god i'm talking to this girl and she wants a dick pic but idk if it's good can you guys look
soft baby boy: oh hoseok you knkw i love you, buy i cannot look at that, good luck though be safe bb :D
bottle of jin: collect hopi pls someone
min yoongi: jesus christ send it to me
slutty boi: @ soft baby boy, you see that???? he wants my nudes 😫😫😫😫
soft baby boy: :(
mosntster: anyone wanna love me yet?
tattletae: hi joonhyung i love you what's up babe how are you??
mosntster: FINALLY OH MY GOD MY BABY TAE THSNK YOU SO MUCH I WAS GETTING MY NOOSE READY
bottle of jin: yet you call yourself straight @ slutty boi hm interesting 🤔
jungle cock: why are we all up at 4:57am are we ok ? should we get therapy?
mosntster: i literally came from your attention tae thsnk you
tattletae: no problem bbg
soft baby boy: tae will you please come to my bathroom :(((
tattletae: aw jiminie agsin?
soft baby boy: yeah :(( please?
min yoongi: wait what's happening? what's wrong?
slutty boi: PH MY HOD SHE FUCKING TOOK A SCREENSHOT WHST THEVHELL WHY
min yoongi: lmao my dude you're fucked

slutty boi changed 'min yoongi's' name to 'agust dick'

agust dick: was that necessary??
slutty boi: no but can you bring me ice cream? i'm on living room floor and im really comfy
agust dick: use your legs you have some of your own you ass

{my whole human i love ohbmh}

vv my bb: i know i just saw you like 5 mins ago but can i talk about kookie?
chim chim: yes taetae what's wrong?
vv my bb: i don't think he wants me ;( i like him so much and we talk time but when i get gsofy with hin he gets short anf leave me on read jimi wajat did i do wronhg???
chim chim: aw baby maybe he's scared?? you know you guys aren't together and maybe he doesn't wanna catch more feelings for you? i'm not sure angel but i bet he likes you he just doesn't know how to express!! i love you :(((((

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n: hey kids m.o. means makeout it was originally supposed to be a quick fuck but it wouldn't go w chims character

4.30.17 12:53am