god is real - bts groupchat

party

gucci ass: jimin.

sunshine: hello taehyung!

gucci ass: don't taehyung me

squirrel: what's happening 👀

gucci ass: JIMIN MIND TO FUXKIBG EXPLAIN WHY THERES A BONG IN OUR LIVING ROOM

gideon: yoongi just spit out his tea

jins nut: why am i surprised he's in a drug cartel

squirrel: anyways guys, kook, joon, and i were talking and i think namjoon and i are going to adopt him :)

gideon: WHHHHHHHHGHHHHAT THR FUCK

gucci ass: uh

sunshine: it's a vase taehyung!! i got it for the flowers yoongi-hyung got me :D

gucci ass: this is a vase, jimin?????

jins nut: oh my god it's a bong.

sunshine: ITS A VASE

yoongles: 1. WHAT THE FUCJ KOOK YOUR PARENTS ARENT GONNA SIGN KFF LN THAT AND 2. JIMIN THATS NOY A FUCKING VADE GET IT OUT OF UOUR APPARTMEBT BEFORE YOUVGET ARRESTED

sunshine: guys it's a vase stop attacking me pls it's cute i don't see what's wrong here look at the pretty royal blue colour

gucci aSs: listen jimin, im gonna smash it over your fucking head

yoongles: tae fucking bet.

juancock: can we change our names

'yoongles' changed their name to 'y00nGi'.

'juancock' changed their name to 'emo bitch'.

'gucci ass' changed their name to 'tae tae'.

'Squirrel' changed their name to 'jin-hyung'.

'jins nut' changed their name to 'gay bitch'.

'gideon' changed their name to 'seok'.

'sunshine' changed their name to 'chimney'.

'yaz' added 'yaz' to the chat.

yaz: hey u little bitches i need to rant