god is real - bts groupchat

wheres jin

big daddy changed the chat name to "where is jin"

big daddy: has anyone seen seokjin? the last
time i heard from him was like three days ago

jimin ur angel: namjoon (っ'ω')

tattle tae: wjen chim was drunk??

big daddy: yeah, i don't know if it's something i did you know

tattle tae: aw joon, if this continues on we can like get the cops to investigate okay??

agust dick: whst the fuck i just thought he was being quiet the past couple of days

big daddy: like all of his things are here i don't get it?? even his charger

jungle cock: i should've never been mean to him that night

jungle cock: this is my fault isn't it

slutty boi: kook stop :/

tattle tae: no one has planned sex in here for a while omg woah

slutty boi: guys

jimin ur angel changed 'slutty boi's' name to 'hoe hobi'

jungle cock changed 'tattle tae's name to 'gucci ass'

jimin ur angel changed their name to sunshine

big daddy changed 'jungle cock's' name to 'juan cock'

hoe hobi changed 'agust dick's' name to 'yoonglasses'

yoonglasses: tf hobi

gucci ass: gucci ass is correct gucci is on my ass

sunshine: wait hobi whst did yiuvwaht

big daddy: are you drunk agsin

sunshine: no hands r busy

gucci ass: w that dicc 😰😆👅💕👅💕😰🍑😋💦💕😰🍑💦💘👅💦💦

yoonglasses: i just threw up in my mouth

hoe hobi: REMEMBER WHEB NAMJOON DUT OPEN HIS DICK ABD HSD TO GET 14 STITCHES AND JIMIN WOULDNT STOP THROWING UL HKGKFJCJFJBJ

gucci ass: ,,,, that happened like two weeks ago im trying to move on.

juancock: anyways wanna fuck

yoonglasses: why r u the horniest person i knkw

juancock: because u know like three ppl

sunshine: stop being mean to your hyungs! (⇀‸↼‶)

big daddy: true @ sunshine

sunshine: i'm cold

yoonglasses: you're always cold jimin

gucci ass: this bitch is, it'll be like 86 degrees and hell be like "i'm freezing omh tae come hold me"

sunshine: wow. i just.. noted ✔️

juancock: lmao interesting

yoonglasses: im tired

{jerking off 2 yoonmin}

in need of dick: what are yoongi and i?

in need of dick: he doesn't like me :( also i don't like this name is not soft :((;((

in need of yoonmin: baby it's all good, he literally helped you bathe the other night and he cuddled u to sleep u knkw how whipped he is???

in need of yoonmin: he doesn't ever touch anyone HE TOUCHED YOU BB

dad: true, like one time we had this conference w ppl and there were like three girls and three guys and he hated hugging them and shaking their hand so much

tae likes kook: guys i miss mom

dad: suddenly ive disappeared goodbye
in need of yoonmin: not both of my parents :((? joon :((((

dad: kids im worried :(

tae likes kook: where's her pasta i miss it so much

in need of dick: HOW ADS WE ALL GONNA MAKE DINNER NOE IM CRYINH NO

dad: also bitch yoongi is literally so in love w you shut the fuck up

in need of dick: absolutely not he always looks so disgusted w me when i'm in his presence

in need of dick: i just threw up isn't that cute

in need of yoonmin: can you stop throwing up im having fladh backs please

tae likes kook: guys jungkook is confusing

in need of dick: what's happening bb?

tae likes kook: we don't rlly talk and when we do it's just about hook ups and that's totally fine i'm fine w that it's okay really it's okay but

dad: it doesn't seem okay

in need of yoonmin: mother would knkw what to do.

{where is jin}

sunshine: i'm still cold

gucci ass: i'll bring you blankets

juancock: im crying

yoonglasses: no one cares

sunshine: yoongi-HyuNg

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