god is real - bts groupchat

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big daddy: i cut my dick on the window lol
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big daddy: it's bleeding a lot lol rip

slutty boi: wtf how

jimin ur angel: ???? explain ?????

tattle tae: pics or it didn't happen

bottle of jin: IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD

agust dick: this is terrible.

big daddy: alright so i was ramming jin from the bsck because that's what i do for my princess right and i'm going hsrd

jimin ur angel: never mind i suddenly can't read?!

slutty boi: continue please

big daddy: and the door bust OPEN TO JINS FUCKING DAD AND HE LOOKS LILE A GODDAMN SQUIRREL READY TO ATTACK AND I GET SCAFED TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW BUT I WOULD T OPEN SO I GRABBEDJINS LAMP RIGJT

agust dick: how did he get in???

jungle cock:^^^!!?!

slutty boi: whst the fuck

tattle tae: lol me too joon

jimin ur angel: how the hell do you relate
tattle tae: u don't kno me

big daddy: SO I HIT THE FUCKING WINDOW AND IT BREAKS SO I HOPE THE FUCK OUT AND KEEP IN MIND IM BUTT ASS NAKED AND I HIT MY DICK ON THE GLASS SLICING THROW THE CONDOM AND ENTERING MY DICK MOMENTARILY AND NOW IM RUNNING AROUND CAMPUD NAKEF W A LAMP

jimin ur angel: COME TO MY PLACE ITS CLOSE ANF WE HAVE CLOTHES

tattle tae: u can't see his dick chim

jimin ur angel: i don't want to IM TRYING TO HELP OUT

agust dick: oh my god. i cant believe y'all
bottle of jin: also my dad has a key because i gave him one when i first got here in case and i guess he wanted to surprise me

jungle cock: how the fuck did he not hear you

big daddy: headphones

big daddy: ALSO JIMIN OPEN THE FYCKING DOOR

jimin ur angel: CALM DOEN IM COMING
tattle tae: THERES SO MUCH FUCKING BLOOD OH MY GOD

tattle tae: lol what's a security deposit?

jimin ur angel: TBERES SO MUCH BLOOD ABD ITS SO DARK GUYS IM GKIMG THROW UP

jungle cock: IM DYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE FUCK YALL

tattke tae: JIMIN JUST DUCKING THREW UP IM LEAVING

slutty boi: LMAO IM COMING OVER THIS SI AMAZING IM BRINGING MY POLAROID

agust dick: IS EVERYONE OKSY

big daddy: Zi FEEL SO BAD OH MY GOD JIMIN

jungle cock: when he says 'Everyone' he means jimin lmao

agust dick: shut the fuck you uneducated fucking coconut flavored churro no one likes U

jungle cock: WHAT THE HECK YOONGI

jimin ur angel: JOONS DICK IS SO LONG
AND GURTHY IM SO SCAFED SOMONE HOLD ME