god is real - bts groupchat

swimming pools

{where is jin}

hoe hobi: guys,,,,,,,,, i found the love of my life today.

gucci ass: lol no ur a single slut how
bottle of jin: gideon, did you hit your head?

bottle of jin: hoseok*****

big daddy changed 'hoe hobi's' name to 'gideon'

gideon: ok. this is fine.

juancock: okAT LET ME TELL YALL

gideon: WHAT THE FUCK NO HES MINE MET ME TELL

juancock: if it weren't for me you would have found him you ass hat.

gideon: ok.

sunshine: tell the story please!

yoonglasses: can i change jimins name to chimney?

yoonglasses changed 'big daddy's' same to 'jin's nut'

yoonglasses changed 'bottle of jin's' name to 'squirrel'

yoonglasses changed the chat name to 'this is fine.'

yoonglasses changed their name to 'yoongles'

juancock: YOONGI I HAVE CLASS IN 28 MINUTES LET ME TELL THE DAMN STORY

yoongles: i'll set your things to fire.

juancock: take your time :) the story can wait

squirrel: i feel so disrespected,, why squirrel?

sunshine: you look like one

jin's nut: this is ok.

juancock: you guys know how i got kicked out?

gideon: hard to forget when a fucking bird lives in my house

gucci ass: I LOVE HOE HES JUST S BURD IM KSIGONG

sunshine: you are too

gucci ass: JIMIN CAN YOU LOVE ME AGSIN

sunshine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

sunshine: IM LITERALLY KN LOVE EOTH YOU

juancock: oK SO IM LOOKING FOR APPARTMENTS RIGJT??? BUT IM A BROKE ASS STUDENT AND THEYVARE SLL LIKE 1,342,080 wonS AND UP YA KNOW S HOE DOESNT HAVE THST MONEY RIGJT

gucci ass: so r u officially homeless?

gideon: sadly not
squirrel: children play nice
jin's nut: because you play nice huh
squirrel: want your dick to bleed again?
jin's nut: haha :)
gucci ass: AHY ARE WE ALL SO HOSTILE I JUST WANT TO UBDERSTAND EHY WE CSNT LOVE EACH OTHER
sunshine: taehyung im so in love with you you are literally the most beautiful prince i knkw!! YOU ARE A PRONCE, HELL IM LUCKY GO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU EXPENSIVE BESUTIL BITCH i want to marry you if you let me

sunshine: happy?

gucci ass: im crying JIMIN