god is real - bts groupchat

alternative universe

{this is fine.}

sunshine: so u guys know how you can have up to seven dreams a night right???

yoongles: no idea but hey you learn something new everyday

gideon: yeah kiddo why

sunshine: well i keep on having like really really really bad nightmares and last night i had two really bad ones right???

squirrel: what were they about??

jins nut: ^^^^

sunshine: well in all the nightmares we are all kpop idols right ???

yoongles: wild, but yeah

sunshine: so like i'm the first dream namjoon was missing for five days maybe 6 and jin was really sad and emo and then the next day yoongi gets a call saying namjoon was found on the side of the road like 87.9% dead right because he ALMOST DIED OF ALCOHOL POISONING TWICE AND GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR RIGHT ? and then joon was in the hospital for like a week or something

jins nut: whAF THE FUCK

yoongles: why'd they call me i don't want that ugly rat\

gideon: what was the other one about lmao

sunshine: this one was about tae let me tell you!!!

gucci ass: okay WHAT DID I DO EYDBGWGHFBGWDF

juancock: jimin what kind of dream

sunshine: okay so like i wasn't be in the dream i was spectating taehyung right?!??!?!

yoongles: you bet!

squirrel: I'm scared uh get on w the story

(((before dome wild shit happens, stop reading this and go read everyone acting so weird by lostyoonmin on archive of our own because nothing will make sense if u don't ! )))

god because something bad is happening: uhhh ahahahahahhahaaahahah

sunshine: alright so tae was in his room chilling or something and he was like imma get cozy so he lit a candle right? he sat down the candle right and knocked it off tnt fucking table and it lit his rug on fire right??? it started spreading quickly and it soon lit up all of taes gucci clothes right and HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER BUT HE COULDNT FIND IT SO HE RAN OUT THE ROOM AND WE ALL LIVED IM THE SAME HOUSE SO JIN GOT NAMJOON AND RAN OUT THE HOUSE RIGHT AND YALL HAD A DOG NSMED COCO SO JUNGKOOK HOT COCO ABD LEFT . YOONGI AND I WERE LOVKEF IN THE STUIDIO WITH YOONGI because HOSEOK WANTED US TO GET TOGETHER AMD HOSEOK HAD A BOYFRIEND NAMED TAEHEE SHJXJX

a concerned god: uh haha so jimin-ah

yoongles: 👀👀👀👀👀👀

gucci ass: the fucking accuracy lmao

gideon: I HAD A BOYFRIEND WTF HOW IM A SLUT???

juancock: anyone wanna help me get the rest of my stuff from yoongs and seoks aptmt because IM FINALLY MOVED IN WITH YOUNGJIN BITCHED

gideon: ILL COME NO GUARANTEE ILL ACTUALLY HELP ILL PROBABLY JUST SDMIRE YOUNGJIN LMSO

sunshine: hi god