god is real - bts groupchat

shake your ass for money

uoongi: hi

gay bitch: i love airplanes

gay bitch: they're so cool

gay bitch: like im really up in the air flying ya know

emo bitch: someone just asked if yongjin was my boyfriend.

seok: did u say yes

emo bitch: no

emo bitch: i don't think yongjin likes me

emo bitch: he just kinda looks at me and doesn't say anything

chimney: jin left me alone to go gamble

jin hyung: I JUST WON 10,000 BIGVH

jin hyung: y'all we finna b rich

taetae: can i have some of it

jin hyung: no because ur gonna buy gucci with it fatass

god: hey y'all whats up

emo bitch: hows jungkook???

seok: uhh guys????

emo bitch: what asshole

seok: i just found namjoons cum for sale on the internet

uoongi: WHAT THE FUCK

gay bitch: hoseok.

jin hyung: namjoon why are u selling ur cum

gay bitch: to pay for my college tuition

uoongi: COLLEGE IS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BITCH UNLESS YOUR CUM IS BEING SOLD IN A GUCCI BOTTLE U BETTER SHAKE UR NON EXISTENT ASS FOR MONEY

gay bitch: I BREATHED

gay bitch: U DONT HAVE AN ASS EITHER

taetae: i don't agree with that statement

taetae: yoongi has a phat ass
not fat
phat
because that shit is juicy
hypothetically where i was gay
i would beat my meat
to the thought of his ass
maybe go as far to eat his ass
but because
i am not
and fagatory is not allowed in my gay christian household
i will not

jin hyung: we're all gay u asshole

god: hey

satan: howdy

chimney: what do yall want

god: we left the other gc

satan: because we cant really help jungkook anymore so unless shit gets serious again we'll b here 😋

gay bitch: what if i don't want that

satan: unless ur gonna travel through universes and bring jungkook's back more intensely then no

yaz: yall think jungkook would date jungkook

uoongi: both of them would commit suicide together

jin hyung: thats not important i wanna know what hoseok was lookin at to get to where namjoon was selling his cum

seok: i was watching this camboy n he was like i know this website where guys sell their nut so i checked it out and a popular seller was from rapdaddy16 n i was like tf kind of name??? but that was the user n the real name was namjoon kim so i assumed it was namjoon

chimney: I JUST REMEMBERED YOONGI IS GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE IN JUNE

chimney: THATS IN LIKE FIVE MONTHS

taetae: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR A JOB

uoongi: im gonna buy a piano and play for people at events n get like $500 a night