god is real - bts groupchat

seth rogen

{hoseok + tae}

hobi: yo i gotta tell you something

ta(e)int: what's up gay boi

hobi: so you know how i always say i'm in love w jimin right?

ta(e)int: yeah

hobi: well eveyone disregards it because i'm a slut but i'm actually so in love with jimin, like i want to date him and be his boyfriend and experience gay christmas w him ya know

ta(e)int: deadass??

hobi: deadass

hobi: like don't tell anyone though i'm just trying to understand because i'm tired of keeping quiet about it you know

ta(e)int: this is so fucking spooky bro, like idk whst to say man, but yoongi

hobi: yeah yoongi, like idk dude i'm so stressed about it.

{where is jin}

sunshine: so i'm in a drug cartel

yoonglasses: got any good stuff??

bottle of jin: that no good my son

bottle of jin: hey joonie wanna have sex

juancock: vegas changed u.

gucci ass: remember when we had freelance time and no one planned sex in here

hoe hobi: who's seth rogen

gucci ass: I JUST FELL DIEH THE FUCKING STAIRs

bottle of jin: are you okay son?

gucci ass: damn i hit my head pretty hard, i think i might have a caucasian

yoonglasses: im breaking your neck the next time i see you that joke was fuckinh terrible

sunshine: i'm walking down the street and i see a house and it's flooded

sunshine: lemme tell y'all i'm on some heavy sleep deprivation shit like 3hrs of sleep the past week right

yoongkasses: chim why didn't you tell me!! i could came over, i don't sleep really

sunshine: yoongles wait till i finish the story

yoonglasses: im your hyung kid watch it

hoe hobi: hi who's seth rogen

sunshine: alright so the house is flooded right?? but like w ppl not water or some shit and it's obvious it's a party or smth it's like 9pm yeah

bottle of jin: why are you out this late bub?
sunshine: im on some heavy shit shush let me finish

big daddy: jimin-ah, where'd you get it?

sunshine: LISTEN OKAY LET ME TELL MY DAMN STORY ALREADY WAIT TILL THE
END FOR QUESTIONS

gucci ass: yes baby go off