god is real - bts groupchat

exorcism

{ no homos™}

yoonki: im WET IM SO WET

moonjoon: what did jimin do

demon: whst didn't he do ????

yoonki: bitch you're possessed go away

kooks slut: looks like hoseoks normal rn yeah ?? no demons awake rn???

demon: i'm not possessed?

moonjoon: god

demon: OFKNGUESHIWILLTEARYOUFUCKONGAPSRTATTHRMEBTIONOFGODFUCKOFF

kooks slut: u good ? u gonna kill me

moonjoon: hm interesting im not possessed my ass

demon: (:

yoonki: ok so like he posted a SELVA

yoonki: SOMEONE BRING IT UP IN THE CHAT SO I CAN COMPLIMDNT HIM

{this is fine.}

bottle of jin: hey babies

gucci ass: YALL JIMIN OSTEF A SELCA ON INSTAGRAM

jins nut: I NUTTED EBDJEHETD JIMIN YOU DYOED YOUR JSIR

yoongles: jimin-ah you look absolutely ravishing

yoongles: blonde is beautiful

sunshine: ou yoongi-hyung thank you very much im glad you're fond of it
(ノ*゜▽゜*)

gideon: yall why are none of y'all concerned in fuckinh possessed i think the demons t sleeping rn or some shit si whst what's up before they wake up and turn me to satan also chim boy you look fucking beautiful i busted a phat nut :)

sunshine : hobi!!

gucci ass: thanks ***

juancock: yeah can u not be possessed ???

gideon: UORE LITERALLY THE ONE EHI POSSESSED ME TF LIL BITCH also when are u moving out so i can visit u everyday and see ur beautiful roommate ?

jins nut: wait what??  kook???

gideon: i think my demons r aware gn guys talk to u later can someone get a FUCKING EXORCIST ????