god is real - bts groupchat

r u a furry

tattle tae: brain: rob a grocery store

tattle tae: me: why??

tattle tae: brain: you just gotta,

tattle tae: anyone wanna pick me up??

bottle of jin: where are you?XJGWHST THE FUVK ?!!!

tattle tae: walmart lol i'm running pls hurry, the one near campus off main

bottle of jin: ok i'm on my way

big daddy: JIN NO YOURE HELPING A CRIMINAL YOURE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE

bottle of jin: i gotta help him out he's my child kim namjoon

jimin ur angel: kim tae-fucking-hyung I WILL RUIN YOU WHY DIDNT YOU ASK FOR MONEY OR SOMETHING WHAT ALL DID YOU TAKE

tattle tae: condoms

tattle tae: diapers, plan b, veggie straws, an iphone 4, 7 toothbrushes, lube, jalapeños, and lastly some real techniques brushes lol

tattle tae: wyd??

agust dick: i honestly can't even deal w you tae

bottle of jin: where the hell are you tae??

tattle tae: rightbhere hello open your trunk

slutty boi: tae why didn't you invite me???

jimin ur angel: i wasn't necessarily expecting this but i would've thiugh jungkook would do this not tae

jimin ur angel: like if tae were to rob something it would be gucci not A FUCKING WALMSR

jungle cock: what the heol why would i

jungle cock: 1. im offended

jungle cock: 2. tae please fucking evaporate i

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tattle tae: OHNMY GOD GUYS

tattle tae: SOMEONE OKEASE RESCUTE MR OH MY FUVKING HOD

agust dick: im ok

jimin ur angel: ..hyung

jimin ur angel: what's wrong tae??

tattle tae: JIN OS DRIVING ME TOWARD THE FUCKING POLOCE STSTION

jungle cock: it's what you get <\3

slutty boi: JUMP PIY THE FUCKING CSR WHST

big daddy: how are you gonna learn better v??

jimin ur angel: TAE YOU CSNT MSJR IT THROUFH

big daddy: true, tae is too pretty he couldn't last 30 seconds

bottle of jin: doNT WORRY I ONLY DID IT TO SCARE HIM LMSO HE LITERALLY OFFERED TO SUCK ME OFF ABD WAS ON HUS FUCKING KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS

big daddy: tae, when you get home we're gonna have a talk.

bottle of jin: but we are on our way back to fucking walmart so he can put everything back 😋